PuppySurprise July 16, 2003 Share PuppySurprise Member July 16, 2003 (edited) I'm moving into the realm of theory--conspiracy. Great conspiracies can be found anywhere...did we really land on the moon...who killed jfk....where is jimmy hoffa....is elvis really dead These conspiracy theories have been debated everywhere for many years, and will for years to come. But the one conspiracy that many people overlook is this: Tim Urton, the verizon wireless "can you hear me know guy" is in a conspiratorial plot in collaboration with the United States government to spy on Americans like you and me. When you look back, when the government was first promoting the "Patriot/Freedom Act" well before 9/11, here comes the Verizon guy. His annoying catch phrase makes us wants to blow up our television sets. Who would think this design engineer for Verizon (cover job) was a double agent working with the National Security Administration (NSA)? He travels all around the country calling in to his NSA pals saying "Can you hear me now". That is his "password" to a secured line inside the NSA. He then gives coordinates to a signal from local town antennas which is then fed a direct laser guided encrypted code which picks up telephone, and computer transmissions and relays them back to the NSA mainframe. Soon he will have been to every state and most major cities. His plan: To make his way to every town and city in the nation and get every American home under NSA watch and "big Brother" can now be seen as something more tangible than the feeling we all harbored at one point in our lives. We must take this guy out before our personal freedoms granted us by the Constitution are stripped from us like a banana peel. Little by little we are being stripped of personal freedoms until we rot. But never fear, once he is gone, you can still have great cellular commercials to watch with James Earl Jones, Catherine Zeta Jones (not related hehe), and that douche bag in the black trenchcoat. (SOME THINGS TO MULL OVER) ALL BOTTLED WATER IS EXPENSIVE TAP WATER! Don't be fooled! Yard Sales are the premier forms of capitalism at its best There is no plus in pert plus In Denmark a bag of wet mice can get you a soda What is the deal with water turning CW & CCW in different hemispheres (need to investigate) and dont give me that gravity excuse either Is Cstrike an elaborate ploy for the US Govt to train a younger, smarter, more elite military for world domination in 30 years? Is sasigal really that hot! Yowza! Why does George Foreman do mieneke commercials and Butterbean dont get nuts!? Why are tears salty? Have you ever had a one-wipe poop? Why are they called "coasters" they dont move NOWHERE. they dont coast they sit. They should be called "sitters" If you think about it, you never see a person with OCD have a dirty house. 1-800-SAFE-AUTO commercials tinkle me off The new bravo series "queer eye for the straight guy" has already been done before when it was called "My Two Dads" Whats taking the Olsen twins so long to turn 18!? When you pass a semi, you motion him to honk his horn with an up and down movement of your arm and a closed fist. How do you motion a normal car driver to honk at you? 365 1/4 days per year...wth...just make it 366 and get over it, no one will know. Why did Hanson tinkle me off when they first came out but now...nevermind i still hate em. Why don't some women like it in tha butt? Do you think the USPS puts acid on the backs of the non-adhesive stamps that we lick everyday? Hmmm Canadians are cool but i dont like French Canadians ill be back with more Pup Edited July 18, 2003 by [DLM]->Xterminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 16, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member July 16, 2003 Preach it, brutha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters July 16, 2003 Share gOOters Member July 16, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter July 16, 2003 Share Magruter Member July 16, 2003 I'm even more confused right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Mmmm]Homer July 16, 2003 Share [Mmmm]Homer Member July 16, 2003 America's Army is an elaborate ploy for the US Govt to train a younger, smarter, more elite military for world domination in 30 years. Where are the black helicopters, alien technology, and water chlorination theories? Oh, and some women do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StepBack July 16, 2003 Share StepBack Member July 16, 2003 Mmmm Buttboy...aka Mmmm Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huhuh? July 17, 2003 Share huhuh? Member July 17, 2003 *throws up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless July 17, 2003 Share Heartless Member July 17, 2003 Tupac dead??! i don't believe it. it's my favorite to argue over. and homer is right... some chicks do like it BUTT (yes, pun intended) can;'t find a GUY who will do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 17, 2003 Share Xterminator Member July 17, 2003 lol alright guys dont go crazy on this Butt issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless July 17, 2003 Share Heartless Member July 17, 2003 im done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuppySurprise July 18, 2003 Author Share PuppySurprise Member July 18, 2003 yeah, you can show people tupac's autopsy photo as seen on at rotten.com..."oh that is airbrushed!"..ok, i guess the mortician was blind as well eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 18, 2003 Share Xterminator Member July 18, 2003 Have you ever had a one-wipe poop? yes i have....once long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless July 18, 2003 Share Heartless Member July 18, 2003 hm, im a girl and guys don't wanna hear about girls and poop.. so i wont answer though i'd love to, poop is a good subject. It can cause a lot of milk to come out peoples noses at lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 19, 2003 Share Xterminator Member July 19, 2003 lol if you get my bro laughin hard enough you make anything come outta his nose, i remember once we were eating dinner and we made him laugh, and a spagetti noodle came outta his nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaphappy July 20, 2003 Share Slaphappy Member July 20, 2003 1-800-SAFE-AUTO commercials tinkle me off aww man I feel ya there brotha hey It's a PUP sighting....I thougt he was dead or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless July 20, 2003 Share Heartless Member July 20, 2003 haha tinkle... one of the funniest words ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 20, 2003 Share Xterminator Member July 20, 2003 heh i have to tinkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa July 29, 2003 Share Playaa Member July 29, 2003 how can I talk like I am paying attention to this topic and not just boosting my post count? BAH! SPAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 30, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member July 30, 2003 Weak...very week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless July 30, 2003 Share Heartless Member July 30, 2003 PlayaaHeartless: mmmmbaby...i can't wait... mmmmbaby... i can't wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 30, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member July 30, 2003 Hey, you can't quote Playaa quoting you!!! That's not right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[VI]ROosTEr July 30, 2003 Share [VI]ROosTEr Member July 30, 2003 (edited) ->Xterminator,Jul 17 2003, 12:30 PM] lol alright guys dont go crazy on this Butt issue just made me spit coke. Edited July 30, 2003 by [VI]ROosTEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartless July 30, 2003 Share Heartless Member July 30, 2003 Hey, you can't quote Playaa quoting you!!! That's not right! i did it didn't i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa July 30, 2003 Share Playaa Member July 30, 2003 see I'll never be able to keep up with you ppl and your spam.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 30, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member July 30, 2003 Ok, that's it...I'm telling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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