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Ran out of pens. The pigs are everywhere.
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If you can think of anything more tedious than editing hours of audio related to occupational health and safety, please share it with me because I could really use the perspective
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Sometimes I regret getting a dresser when being undressed is way more fun.
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Just found a note in my phone, and all it says is 'strangling a goose in the night' and I have no idea what it means or why it's there
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Would it be weird to bring deviled eggs to a church function?
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I am too pooped to even poop
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Few things can make you feel as insignificant as a urinal whose sensor triggers the flush while you're still peeing
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Hello.
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AHH I'm so nervous for game 7...Can't sleep!! Quick, someone punch me in the face!
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Our first official music video as the Oat Poets is up!
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One does not simply QWOP in to Mordor.
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I wrote a song about your mom.
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It's in the Chit Chat forum, but the link is at http://www.oatpoets.com/
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When cornered, employ irrational insults.
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See those two houses? The one in the middle is mine.
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Tried some new pants. Left me breathless.
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I got attacked by a jellyfish. Had to get a sting operation.
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Playoff beard MK III incoming.
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The best part about walking dogs is that business is always picking up.
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I'm going to make a pizza with deer, because everyone likes a little doe on dough.
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Ate the wrong pie. Now I'm irrational.
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I had a dream where Pat Sajak told me I was ugly.
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I screwed up while making bread. Guess I didn't knead it enough.
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Homeless horses are unstable.
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I don't always finish my sentences, but when I do,