Fatty October 28, 2004 Share Fatty GC Founder October 28, 2004 Ok, well, the wife and I are digging around old boxes and doing some organizing of pictures. Ok Doctor, although this is a case that's in the past (1992), we can still learn and try to identify causes from the symptoms, so we'll have a little competition. What the heck happened to Fatty here? Take your best guesses, I'll post up more pics later as they're scanned in. Be as specific as you can, the winner will be whoever is closest to reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk5 October 28, 2004 Share Mk5 Member October 28, 2004 Your wife beat you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap October 28, 2004 Share Zap Member October 28, 2004 My guess is that you got beat up for having that mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appalachian_fox October 28, 2004 Share appalachian_fox Member October 28, 2004 Are those bandages on the right side of the face? Band-Aid type? Abrasions or full-blow cuts? Mk5, you rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty October 28, 2004 Author Share Fatty GC Founder October 28, 2004 literally lmao zap...dewd i had the stache since i could grow it in high school...10th grade....matched the mullet perfectly back then. Fox: Those are not band-aids, that's more like the tape stuff, to hold the face together. Good question. *edit...dude, I'm still laughing at Zap's comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toka October 28, 2004 Share Toka Member October 28, 2004 The after effects of thinking you can catch a baseball with your eye when your trashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma October 28, 2004 Share YoMamma Member October 28, 2004 well something or someone clubbed you in the eye. My first guess was what Zap said... but since thats not it ill have to go with a giant beatle attaching itself to your eyelid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted_Break_Danson October 28, 2004 Share Ted_Break_Danson Member October 28, 2004 It all started when one of your USB cables fell off your Harley while traveling home from your first lan party. The USB cable managed to get tangled up in your rear wheel locking it up, causing you to lose control and hit a parked VW bug. You then landed safely with several scratches on the other side of the beetle in a playground on one end of a seasaw. But little did you know though, that the impact of your Harley hitting the VW not only launched you but also your tower along with your monitor. This picture is obviously so old that a computer during this era would have weighed in at atleast 300 pounds if not heavier. Now the computer and monitor come crashing back down towards the earth and just your luck - they hit the opposite end of the seasaw sending you flying once again. Unfortunately you were not so lucky as to land in a playground. You landed smack in the middle of a ninja convention parking lot smashing up all their ninja bikes on impact. We all know ninjas are normally caring and fun to be around, but not these ninjas. These ninjas were ex con ninjas who learned the art of Ninjary while in the pin. And now they were after you! Next thing you knew, you were pinned to the asphault by ex-con ninja stars. You would have been ripped to shreds by their huge double headed extra sharp ex-con ninjaring blades if not for their probation meetings. Being bladeless as they were though, they began to give you the beating of your life. You felt yourself slowly fading from the world when you heard a soft yet firm voice say "Step away from that sexy man." The man then leaned up against another ninja bike and just gleamed over at the ex-con ninjas and began to dip his corndog into his personal jar of mustard. You'll never forget the day Ice Cube saved your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt.St3d4nk0 October 28, 2004 Share Sgt.St3d4nk0 Member October 28, 2004 Looks like a car crash. You wasnt wearing your seat belt and you were in the passenger seat looking at the driver when you hit. The small cuts are from the glass shattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters October 28, 2004 Share gOOters Member October 28, 2004 My guess is that you got beat up for having that mustache. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My co-workers are looking at me funny! Motorcycle spill? You got jacked up dood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Kill3r October 28, 2004 Share All Kill3r Member October 28, 2004 wow that's one HUGE shiner you had there ! You lost all that hair in 10 years ? jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head October 28, 2004 Share Brillow_Head Member October 28, 2004 matched the mullet perfectly back then MULLET. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters October 28, 2004 Share gOOters Member October 28, 2004 Careful Fatty. I really think you could become internet fameous PWNED! As a matter of fact, decide now what you want to do, because I think we could make that happen in about 2 weeks! Internet superstar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa October 28, 2004 Share Playaa Member October 28, 2004 oh come ON! someone's gotta give Buzzn props for that post. yayz0r for Buzznz0rz!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Kill3r October 28, 2004 Share All Kill3r Member October 28, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters October 28, 2004 Share gOOters Member October 28, 2004 (edited) oh come ON! someone's gotta give Buzzn props for that post. yayz0r for Buzznz0rz!!1! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was too long for me YAY FOR A.D.D. ! ! ! Edited October 28, 2004 by gOOters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appalachian_fox October 28, 2004 Share appalachian_fox Member October 28, 2004 AWP shot, hit you so hard fragments actually came through the monitor and bruised the snot out of you. Lucky you didn't get killed. My wife guessed that either your wife beat you up (I told her that was already guessed) or barfight, then she changed it to car wreck (I told her that was already guessed) so maybe we'll take a beer bottle? Broken over 73h ph4c3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huhuh? October 28, 2004 Share huhuh? Member October 28, 2004 (edited) your daughter poked you in the eye on a hay ride (then you became like 30 years younger) or u decided to cut a slice of plum...glue eyelashes to it...and try and fool everyone Edited October 28, 2004 by huhuh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zerodamage October 28, 2004 Share Guest zerodamage Guests October 28, 2004 You went Anime and failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL October 28, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member October 28, 2004 I agree with whoever said it above. I believe it was a baseball/softball to the grill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squish October 28, 2004 Share Guest Squish Guests October 28, 2004 boxing match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty October 28, 2004 Author Share Fatty GC Founder October 28, 2004 LMAO buzzn....some funny stuff in here. Ok, Stedanko wins round one with the car crash. He's now officially a nurse! Now, take your best guess at the details of the crash, as he did, given the injuries you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nubus October 29, 2004 Share Nubus Member October 29, 2004 I was going to say car wreck also. Looks like you might have broke or fractured yout jaw. That side is a little bit more swollen then the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma October 29, 2004 Share YoMamma Member October 29, 2004 Hmmm.... Id go with a First Gen Air Bag gone wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NOX)_Gemini October 29, 2004 Share (NOX)_Gemini Member October 29, 2004 golly gee! that is too gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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