Whats the newbiest thing you can do?

[ANTIMATTER]

I think the newbiest thing I have done was rushing double doors on aztec/making all the way to the bombsite. Teammate was planting, I pull the pin on my grenade and catch a wild headshot, my nade drops and kills three teammates, including the one who was planting.

[DogStarMan]

Running with primary weapon out in a rush...

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O.k., I'm new to this, so please educate me...why is this bad?

[Bush]

Running with primary weapon out in a rush...

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O.k., I'm new to this, so please educate me...why is this bad?

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"You run faster with a knife" said FPS Doug...

[DogStarMan]

Ah, thanks.

[appalachian_fox]

Unclean, you promised not to tell people everything I did when I was on the server the other day!

[Unclean]

You're WAY less of a noob than me, fox.

[toolbear74]

I just did this on Inferno.

 

Three of us made it to the bombsite. I was camping with an AWP while the bomb carrier planted. Waiting. Waiting. On the mic, "Hey, hurry up and plant that bomb.". Waiting. Look at text chat. Teamate: "But you have the bomb!".

 

Doh.

[SUPERLAG]

I started playing CS (but mostly TFC until I got DSL) back in '98 er '99 and just began using the radar like a few weeks back... handy litttle thing

[appalachian_fox]

Ooh! Ooh! Trying to shoot zombies in the head with a shotgun when your teammate is getting knifed and is standing between you and the zombie.

 

Yeah, I got my fair share of headshottie TKs that way.

[Nox]

the noob things I do usually involve grenades - I either throw a grenade at a window only to have it bounce back and kill me, or blind myself. "Who dat?"

 

I've even smoked an area only to have someone rush out from it while I was waiting for it to fill and surprise me. I was dead before I had time to think about shooting him.

 

A bunch of us trying to make the seesaws launch us during an active map. Yeah, we got shot...

[pavid]

A bunch of us trying to make the seesaws launch us during an active map.  Yeah, we got shot...

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The map was cs_urban. I saw you guys seesawing on the seesaw and I was wondering if you saw what I could see. Nope. Dead, dead, dead. I'm still laughing about that. Wait, why I am laughing. I had to die before you guys so I could see that.

Edited September 26, 2005 by pavid

[Kruten]

A bunch of us trying to make the seesaws launch us during an active map.  Yeah, we got shot...

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The map was de_urban. I saw you guys seesawing on the seesaw and I was wondering if you saw what I could see. Nope. Dead, dead, dead. I'm still laughing about that. Wait, why I am laughing. I had to die before you guys so I could see that.

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Lol, Anonyleaf and I messed around with them a couple of times. He would stand on one end and I'd jump off the slide onto the other end.

[Unclean]

Oh, here's another one -- I STILL don't know what the AWP or TMP are... just that everyone wants them.

[mookie]

Oh, here's another one -- I STILL don't know what the AWP or TMP are... just that everyone wants them.

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Not everyone wants the TMP, in fact I think only Anonymo does. The AWP is the big bad sniper rifle.

Edited September 26, 2005 by mookie

[Unclean]

LOL! I was thinking the AWP was some kind of machinegun.

[FroBoZZ]

My first time playing css i went about -5 killz and 10 deaths. That is pretty bad i guess. But hey, my 5 teamkillz were all hs!!!

[Whitney]

Radar? Where's Radar? What? Im SO LOST...

[appalachian_fox]

I still can't use radar...

[Kruten]

LOL!  I was thinking the AWP was some kind of machinegun. 

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I didn't even know about the console names for the guns for a while. I thought awp was a big gun that would appear on the buy list when you had enough money.

[TheReverend(c)]

Okay, ive seen a lot of newbies in my day, normaly they dont bother me, but some times, a few do, mainly, the 12 boys that think yelling obsinitys in there extreamly high pitched voices is cool, and the ones that just wont listen.

 

So, whats the single most newbiest thing you can do in your opinion, mine?

 

Running with primary weapon out in a rush...

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Yea what exactly is the point of that? Just to be annoying? And then its always some goofy song or music that noone would like anyway.

[TheReverend(c)]

I'm guilty of this just like everyone else.

 

Not using your radar, comming round a corner, them emptying a full clip into your teammate cause they scared you.

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Radar smadar! lol. Yea somtimes my finger will twitch and pop off a round or my mouse will hit the keyboard becuz i flinched. Happens.

[All Kill3r]

Honestly if i wasn't a long time member of the community i'd be banned from the CS server's for tk'in and shooting teamates.

 

I flash my team a lot too, including myself.

[TheReverend(c)]

LOL!  I was thinking the AWP was some kind of machinegun. 

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That would be the SAW (Squad Assualt Weapon) or M249 Machinegun. An AWP machine gun would be awesome!

[TheReverend(c)]

This has got to be one of the more stupid or arrogant things newb or vet alike seem to do. When your firing on an enemy in full sight of said noob/arrogant person, they decide to run in front of you to get the kill. They know you are firing your weapon, and anyone with a brain knows theyll most likely get team shot or tk'ed, then complain to you that you shot or tk'ed them. That has to be personal arrogance more than anything. Or throwing flashbangs ahead of the group when they know teammates are there or in an arera where they tossed them. There should be only one fb per side allowed and that person should have to have an IQ test administered.

[EbilDustBunny]

Tossing a nade when the round is over and killing your teammate... heh. Sorry lux it slipped!