Magruter November 2, 2005 Share Magruter Member November 2, 2005 I'm putting together an article for safe winter driving, and i'm putting a quiz at the bottom, i've subcontracted John and fatty, but now i'm looking for your help. I'm drawing a blank on D) and if you can think of any other funnies for the others let me know. Thanks! 1. Why does ice form on bridges before adjacent roadways? A) Bridges and overpasses are normally elevated and not insulated with some of the natural warmth from the earth. Bridges are made of different materials. C) I avoid bridges at all costs D) Answer: A 2. Using cruise control is hazardous in the winter because: A) Most coffee spills occur while using cruise controls You forget that your vehicle doesn't even have it, and crash while looking. C) Because someone said it once, so it must be true. D) The cruise control system will make the wheels spin at a certain speed, regardless if you're on ice or snow, which can cause spinning and result in loss of control. Answer: D 3. True or false: 4x4 trucks in most cases have longer stopping distances than other passenger vehicles? Answer: True 4. What is purpose of carrying kitty litter in your vehicle? A) There are a lot of stray cats out. Kitty litter can provide needed traction when on stuck in deep snow and ice. C) You never know when nature might call. D) The price of kitty litter is expected to rise; stockpiling it could make you rich. Answer: B 5. What is “black ice?� A) A name of a famous hip hop artist The chunks of slush formed under your wheel wells C) Ice formed on roadways due to snow melting and re-freezing. D) Vodka and black sambuca served on the rocks Answer: C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters November 2, 2005 Share gOOters Member November 2, 2005 All your "B"s are little glasses guys. Thats pretty funny too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*BiGBonES** November 2, 2005 Share *BiGBonES** Member November 2, 2005 The troll living under the birdge likes to use the icicles as a toothpick after eating your toll: a goat For a biref second I thought it had potential This picture here looks cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator November 2, 2005 Share Xterminator Member November 2, 2005 D) Murphy's Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norguard November 2, 2005 Share Norguard Member November 2, 2005 (edited) D) Beau Bridges doesn't know, either, but that's why you don't see him in public too often. or D) It's a promotion for Bon Jovi's next release: Slippery When Frozen or D) There is no ice - your car just gets suicidal during the winter months. Edited November 2, 2005 by Norguard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavid November 2, 2005 Share pavid Member November 2, 2005 D) To make winter driving much more fun and unpredictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie November 2, 2005 Share mookie GC Alumni November 2, 2005 Deer running across the road keep the surface warmer than the bridges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme November 2, 2005 Share farmerisme Member November 2, 2005 I thought that black ice was formed near stoplights from frozen water vaper coming out in your exhaust... not that gunk on your wheels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shodan November 3, 2005 Share Shodan Member November 3, 2005 I thought that black ice was formed near stoplights from frozen water vaper coming out in your exhaust... not that gunk on your wheels... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought Black Ice was a well known CS:Source player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty November 3, 2005 Share Fatty GC Founder November 3, 2005 disabled your emoticons so your show up correctly.... Add the explanation you had to the True about 4 x 4 vehicles in the answer..... D) Bridges are closer to clouds, and clouds make ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher November 3, 2005 Share Preacher Member November 3, 2005 1. Because the bridge troll left his fridge open. 2. The snowy terrain will wake the driver from his nap anyway. 3. Only when the twin moons of mars align and the voices in my head grow louser. 4. It's the only option to clean up the evidence of an unplanned murder. 5. Evil!!! Pure unadulterated evil!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie November 3, 2005 Share mookie GC Alumni November 3, 2005 There are more ghosts at bridges, making them colder than the surrounding road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters November 3, 2005 Share stutters GC Alumni November 3, 2005 Budget cuts have made it impossible to operate the bridge's electric blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitney November 3, 2005 Share Whitney Member November 3, 2005 Budget cuts have made it impossible to operate the bridge's electric blanket. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wentz November 3, 2005 Share Wentz Member November 3, 2005 D) Bridges and Fridges share the same genes necessary to create icy conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek November 4, 2005 Share TheGeek Member November 4, 2005 D) Murphy's Law <{POST_SNAPBACK}> murphys law of combat has like 50 laws lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox November 4, 2005 Share Nox Member November 4, 2005 Ice doesn't form on bridges. The "bridge may be icey" sign is a lie created to get people to slow down because an accident on a bridge costs money and stops traffic and there is no way around one until the wreckage is cleared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norguard November 4, 2005 Share Norguard Member November 4, 2005 Step 1) Ice the bridges. Step 2) Step 3) Profit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prelude001 November 7, 2005 Share Prelude001 Member November 7, 2005 Because i only poured water on bridges... Bridges dont really exist so this is the correct answer... Who really cares if the bridges get iced over, they make signs to warn you... insert funny napoleon dynamite quote here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt November 7, 2005 Share witt Member November 7, 2005 yes, i do, thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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