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I'm putting together an article for safe winter driving, and i'm putting a quiz at the bottom, i've subcontracted John and fatty, but now i'm looking for your help. I'm drawing a blank on D) and if you can think of any other funnies for the others let me know. Thanks!

 

1. Why does ice form on bridges before adjacent roadways?

A) Bridges and overpasses are normally elevated and not insulated with some of the natural warmth from the earth.

B) Bridges are made of different materials.

C) I avoid bridges at all costs

D)

Answer: A

 

2. Using cruise control is hazardous in the winter because:

A) Most coffee spills occur while using cruise controls

B) You forget that your vehicle doesn't even have it, and crash while looking.

C) Because someone said it once, so it must be true.

D) The cruise control system will make the wheels spin at a certain speed, regardless if you're on ice or snow, which can cause spinning and result in loss of control.

Answer: D

 

3. True or false: 4x4 trucks in most cases have longer stopping distances than other passenger vehicles?

Answer: True

 

4. What is purpose of carrying kitty litter in your vehicle?

A) There are a lot of stray cats out.

B) Kitty litter can provide needed traction when on stuck in deep snow and ice.

C) You never know when nature might call.

D) The price of kitty litter is expected to rise; stockpiling it could make you rich.

Answer: B

 

5. What is “black ice?�

A) A name of a famous hip hop artist

B) The chunks of slush formed under your wheel wells

C) Ice formed on roadways due to snow melting and re-freezing.

D) Vodka and black sambuca served on the rocks

Answer: C

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D) Beau Bridges doesn't know, either, but that's why you don't see him in public too often.

 

or

 

D) It's a promotion for Bon Jovi's next release: Slippery When Frozen

 

or

 

D) There is no ice - your car just gets suicidal during the winter months.

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disabled your emoticons so your B) show up correctly....

 

Add the explanation you had to the True about 4 x 4 vehicles in the answer.....

 

D) Bridges are closer to clouds, and clouds make ice.

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1. Because the bridge troll left his fridge open.

2. The snowy terrain will wake the driver from his nap anyway.

3. Only when the twin moons of mars align and the voices in my head grow louser.

4. It's the only option to clean up the evidence of an unplanned murder.

5. Evil!!! Pure unadulterated evil!!!!

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Ice doesn't form on bridges. The "bridge may be icey" sign is a lie created to get people to slow down because an accident on a bridge costs money and stops traffic and there is no way around one until the wreckage is cleared.

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