dwEEziL April 30, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member April 30, 2003 14 Things to do at Wal-Mart THINGS TO DO IN A WAL-MART WHILE YOUR WIFE IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME SHOPPING! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again." and last! but not least,................. 14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunman April 30, 2003 Share Gunman Member April 30, 2003 LMAO! Someone did #14 the other day...except they really did take a dookie...lmao.....was so sick...lol Gunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[VI]ROosTEr April 30, 2003 Share [VI]ROosTEr Member April 30, 2003 UGH. Someone literally pooped in the fitting room? nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter April 30, 2003 Share Magruter Member April 30, 2003 Yah for wally world!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs May 1, 2003 Share TheBugs Member May 1, 2003 ROFL NOT THE VOICES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackish May 1, 2003 Share rackish Member May 1, 2003 rack -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak2786 May 1, 2003 Share Ak2786 Member May 1, 2003 rofl walmart people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet-401 May 1, 2003 Share bullet-401 Member May 1, 2003 LOL that is so funny I couldnt stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy May 1, 2003 Share Jiffy Member May 1, 2003 i think i will try most of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaphappy May 2, 2003 Share Slaphappy Member May 2, 2003 ...#15 (for guys only) take a matching pair of the skankyest bra and panites you can find to the dressing room.... see if they will let you into the womens side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X May 3, 2003 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member May 3, 2003 (edited) OH MY GOD. I just got home from an exciting day at work. Someone... my friend.. dressed up as a cop... and my other friend dressed up as a robber and they had a "high" speed chase on the electronic wheelchairs... LMAO Edited May 3, 2003 by CowboyFromHell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 6, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 6, 2003 #14 happened at my sisters store a few months ago. She was working and an old lady did it in the change room. The old lady then took the outfit she was going to try on and threw it on top to cover it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy May 7, 2003 Share Jiffy Member May 7, 2003 hahahaha now that would have been a sight to see cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[VI]ROosTEr May 8, 2003 Share [VI]ROosTEr Member May 8, 2003 That's probably how I would do it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaphappy May 8, 2003 Share Slaphappy Member May 8, 2003 ya little old ladies and rooster think alot alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++SexyTyme++ May 8, 2003 Share ++SexyTyme++ Member May 8, 2003 walmart... sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[VI]ROosTEr May 9, 2003 Share [VI]ROosTEr Member May 9, 2003 ya little old ladies and rooster think alot alike W3Rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 10, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 10, 2003 heh funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X May 11, 2003 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member May 11, 2003 ROosTEr,May 8 2003, 09:29 PM] ya little old ladies and rooster think alot alike W3Rd They smell similar too. OOWAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[VI]ROosTEr May 11, 2003 Share [VI]ROosTEr Member May 11, 2003 True, like homemade soap and feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 20, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 20, 2003 that's the spirit rooster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer May 20, 2003 Share Killer Member May 20, 2003 Im gonna have to try some of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 22, 2003 Share Xterminator Member May 22, 2003 they are fun u gotta try some of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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