dwEEziL July 24, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member July 24, 2003 http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/gen2.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yErMoTH3r July 24, 2003 Share yErMoTH3r GC Founder July 24, 2003 I GOT A GLOW STICK! I GOT A GLOW STICK! Now...if I do things correctly...I can be exactly like rev's avatar ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa July 24, 2003 Share Playaa Member July 24, 2003 Your item is: Fiery Waffle of A Small Man 42 - 42 Damage Cannot be frozen Summons a small man to follow you around you all betta WATCH OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_Me July 24, 2003 Share Mini_Me GC Founder July 24, 2003 Goopy Roach Clip of the Octopus 1 - 2 Damage Goopy +6 to arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis July 24, 2003 Share Dennis Member July 24, 2003 Your item is: Camel of Infection 0 - 900 Damage Can only be healed with topical cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckleslove July 24, 2003 Share chuckleslove Member July 24, 2003 Happily Naked Lizard of Darkness 16 - 32 Damage Hit causes monsters to cat call 60% chance monsters will laugh -40 to light radius Monsters are invisible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 24, 2003 Author Share dwEEziL Member July 24, 2003 Your item is: Elbow of Hatred 90 - 120 Damage Hit causes monster to report your action as a hate crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 24, 2003 Share Xterminator Member July 24, 2003 your item is: Thankful Whore 1-2 damage Hit causes monster to say, "Thank you sir. May I have another?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MajorKonig July 25, 2003 Share MajorKonig Member July 25, 2003 Wailing Claws -1 - 4 Damage Complain (2/2 charges) they have obviously been watching me play. hm, oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs July 25, 2003 Share TheBugs Member July 25, 2003 Your item is: Camel of Mindless Banter 1 - 2 Damage 90% random spell cast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs July 25, 2003 Share TheBugs Member July 25, 2003 Pig Slacker Anvil -120 - 4 Damage +10000% to damage Ignore traget's defense +9000 to attack rating +6 pain tolerance wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs July 25, 2003 Share TheBugs Member July 25, 2003 Your item is: Anal Beads of Godliness 25 - 71 Damage All monsters run from you +9000% damage to demons +9000% damage to undead Baal dies as soon as you join the game lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Bean July 25, 2003 Share Mad Bean Member July 25, 2003 Your item is: Necromancer's Dongle of Feces 0 Damage +3 to summoning skills Poop Hey, I'm not in DLM. But it looks like I got somethin' for em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckleslove July 25, 2003 Share chuckleslove Member July 25, 2003 Dirty Table Lamp of Breasts 1 - 2 Damage -2 hygene Hit causes monsters to stare +30% to bra size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJo July 25, 2003 Share SuperJo Member July 25, 2003 (edited) Your item is: Rubber Duck of the Pimp 2 - 4 Damage +3 to Pimping skills Summons ho's +900% to find gold Oh yahhh big pimpin' lol i clicked it again and i got Robes of Mating 4 - 8 Damage All players, monsters, and characters try to mount player I see a pattern. Edited July 25, 2003 by SuperJo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer July 26, 2003 Share Killer Member July 26, 2003 ROCK ON! Your item is: Tube of Ejactulation 4 - 5 Damage -140 to dexterity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer July 26, 2003 Share Killer Member July 26, 2003 m0m I got these for you. Your item is: Fishy Anal Beads 12 - 13 Damage -3 douche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb55 July 29, 2003 Share jb55 Member July 29, 2003 um.... Your item is: Nipples 45 - 84 Damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mustard July 29, 2003 Share Mr.Mustard Member July 29, 2003 Your item is: Dead Saltine of the Octopus 2 - 4 Damage ITEM CANNOT BE USED +6 to arms Cannot be used! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mustard July 29, 2003 Share Mr.Mustard Member July 29, 2003 I shouldan't have clicked again: Your item is: Creamy Ben Wah Balls of the Primate 12 - 13 Damage Hit causes monsters to become disgusted -1 to evolution This deffinately belongs to DLM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver-Bullet August 26, 2003 Share Silver-Bullet Member August 26, 2003 Your item is: Flaming Sandwich of the Pimp 90 - 120 Damage Hit causes player to talk with a lisp 10% chance of getting caught with Deckard Cain behind Charsi's place +3 to Pimping skills Summons ho's +900% to find gold will post again with diff godly l337 item Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toka August 26, 2003 Share Toka Member August 26, 2003 (edited) Erm...Deff not DLM's maybe goot's? Your item is: donkey Raper Buttplug 300 - 500 damage -40% run/walk Cannot be removed Socketed (2) ^Changed to donkey..hehe Edited August 26, 2003 by Toka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toka August 26, 2003 Share Toka Member August 26, 2003 ROFL! Your item is: donkey of Catastrophe 42 - 42 Damage Mouse explodes another donkey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toka August 26, 2003 Share Toka Member August 26, 2003 And Ive become addicted Your item is: Hacked Avocado 89 - 96 Damage 12 sockets CD Key becomes invalid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble .gc August 26, 2003 Share Trouble .gc Member August 26, 2003 Your item is: Prostitute of Dementia 110 - 230 Damage Can only attack trees, chests, and rocks Your item is: Can Opener of StarCraft -1 - 0 Damage Wrong game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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