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O gawd another person I have to beat.

 

Lunk is a hunk that rymes with funk

He laughs at you when hes drunk

When he plays cs he is the master

He shoots you even faster

He is like a mad hatter

When he kills you you make a clatter

He is even phater then fatty

When your on his team your his laddy

Because he likes to be the best

He can beat all the rest

We can make a great big fest

for the lunk whos the greatest

If you are here your the latest

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<AHEM!>

 

Lunk is a Punk with a Capital 'P'

I own him all the time, yes thats me

I work really hard to keep the team goin'

Lunk slows us down and prevents things from flowin'

 

I say DOWN WITH LUNK

Permanently destroy the PUNK

That is, and always has been LUNK!

 

:wavey:

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<AHEM!>

 

Lunk is a Punk with a Capital 'P'

I own him all the time, yes thats me

I work really hard to keep the team goin'

Lunk slows us down and prevents things from flowin'

 

I say DOWN WITH LUNK

Permanently destroy the PUNK

That is, and always has been LUNK!

 

:wavey:

haha :lol: you call that making sence! :P

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You think you know Lunk,

well don't think to long

You pretend to know Lunk

and write a dumb song.

 

It's me you see,

who knows him the best

His alpha-dog-nemesis

Who lays him to rest.

 

I make his skin crawl

I get to hear him whine

I let him stack teams

But his bad-self is mine.

 

This topic of punk

Made me click in

Because Lunk IS a punk

And always has been.

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LOL Fatty....thats a thing of beauty! I'm not a poet but here goes:

 

I don't know Lunk,

as well as the rest.

I like when he sees me,

and gets put to the test.

 

He thinks he's slick.

He thinks he's no fool.

When I run across him,

I take him to school.

 

Did you hear the bell ding Lunk?

Well, you know what that means.

Time for another lesson,

I don't care how many you bring.

 

So pray to your God,

and hope that he hears.

'Cause in another second,

I'm gonna pin back your ears!

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All you people do is make donkeys of yourselves

You think you know Lunk like Santa his elves

But in reality it is I who knows Lunk best

There, I am done with comparing, I got that off my chest

 

Now I will school YOU, with a rap so great

You wont know what hit ya until its too dang late

Remember who's your daddy, if thats easy enough

Obviously its Lunk, yeah he's that tough

 

Now back to the point of this great topic on Lunk

Also remember that he is and always has been the number one punk

Now I turn the mic over to Fatinem

His turn to rap freestyle, and lose once again

 

Suck it down you foolish nubs!

 

Gunny

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All of you go to that bleacher

sit down cuz i'm the main feature

You think you all know lunk so well

you think his name can ring a bell

 

It can't you guys have got it all wrong

He'll get you he will, you'll all be pwned

And yet you all come here to say

that Lunk is who will make your day

 

Well not me, no sir, no how

to him i will never, ever bow

For he is below me, He worships me

and he will never be set free

 

So now lets recap the important part

you worship lunk who's a big fart

Lunk worships me so what does that say?

all you mortals worship me......eh?

 

The forum name should be changed to something that suites me

maybe "Meet X here" it sounds so....free

so why worship Lunk he's a punk

cuz all he does is nothing but bunk

 

I'ma go now cuz i'm in school

cuz people who go to school aren't anyone's fool

When i get back i expect to see

all you puny mortals worshiping me.

 

 

adios.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Oh my oh my

Whats this I spy?

This crappy rap session?

This so will not fly...

 

Yall think you know Lunk?

Well lend me your ear

Yall dont know jack

Bout the punk of the year...

 

Hes a pesky little booger

With his scout and his knife

And he cant do nothin else

That stupid map is his life

 

Sure he'll pwn you with a scout

When you start lookin 'round

But as soon as the map changes

He'll be deep in the ground..

 

The boy's got no skills,

In a real fight for sure..

He's just got mad hacks

For scout headshots and more.

 

If you hand him a real gun

He'll just sit down and cry

Cause he dont know how to aim

Without that scope to his eye

 

So if you wanna know Lunk,

Just listen to me,

I know exactly what I'm speakin,

And I'm telling for free.

 

So comon bring it Lunk!

We all aint runnin scared!

You're a first class deadman

And nobody will care..

 

We'll just pull out our rifles,

and lob a few nades,

And within a few seconds..

Your deathbed will be made.

 

Hehe C'yall... Dedicated with best wishes to Lunk =) Now stick yo head in ma crosshair foo! ;-) lol jk...

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