Peckles

I'll take the first shift of jumping on talpa's back. Can i bring my studded shoes?

All my shoes become studded as soon as I put them on

bring it

This thread needs the boot

Some of these are pretty lacy

It's not so bad, MPG... besides, time heels all wounds.

Pretty sure it will though, lol!

Winnipeg just always feels about 20 degrees worse than it is.

You are only talking temperature?

I'm an audio tech, so I give people peddling self-important crap the ability to say it louder with a wider area of effect

Have you made any new music lately?

Not for awhile...What would you like a song to be about, shaft?

I think you put the emphasis on the wrong excretion.

Prepare to be impressed Peckles.

Been preparing my whole life. Hasn't happened yet.

I can only assume that peckles is saying he just now realized he wants to be a transvestite.

Have you ever had a grass-fed burger? So much better than corn-fed.

pickles go well on burgers

Eh, I give this joke 2 Peklz out of 5 Peklz. Not your best work, but everyone has an off day.

Wait.. there are more than 1 Peckles out there?!

No, it's just the Peklz rating system, PRS if you will.

-45 K sure is cold

Yeah, absolute zero's got nothing on this.

What, no pithy pun? Has the cold temporarily robbed you of your creativity?

i turn mine off because I use it for voice chat. It comes back on at random intervals

People don't need voice chat. And of what fourth light do you speak?

Is that rhetorical?

When did you even get married?

Hes married to his left bedroom slipper. The 'mother-in-law' is the right bedroom slipper. Pickles has issues, its best just to whistle and look the other way.

Whistle, do whatever you want, just send the cookies already

They're talking about this like it's a bad thing, but it might work for you: http://www.sleepassociation.org/index.php?p=sleepeating

This a metaphor for the chicken and egg right?

the pickle and the jar

Did they eat the baby?

That's a bit of a stretch..

Now we know how the bathroom got to be that bad...

Tennessee honey

I know a hot Toddy

Ask Dude for some Golschlager!

Well, you don't want dead people calling in

That joke was ap'pall'ing

I urned the criticism.

November was "No shave month"

People grow mustaches for November and get others to sponsor them with money, which gets donated to prostate cancer research. Apparently this girl doesn't know the difference between 'mustache' and 'full beard'.

I know what November was, just not Movember.

Are you a comedian? Honestly, now.

Why yes, I am. Of sorts, anyway. Have you seen my site? http://www.oatpoets.com/

My friend won a Mediterranean Cruise on the lettery, it was a roll-over.

try them chocolate covered, much better

First this:

Then this:

There I was, stranded in a lonely boat, for a week. I called for help, but only small fish responded, and mockingly at that. Eventually, I drifted ashore with the tide, when lo, a mountain man besieged me. He tore his own beard off, leaving me blinded by the skin beneath. Now I am blind and am dictating to a friendly helper monkey. I can only assume.

Biggs, grow a beard, where it in summer sunlight for a month, then shave it off. For added effect wear sunglasses for the month as well.

haha

This is grave news indeed...

Why, have you missed your deadline?

This joke needs to be buried.

He could take the 5th ball

You are playing it wrong. There are two types of balls, ones that understand the need to put the black ball in its place, and those that need to be 'removed'. The second type tend to have stripes, and from what I have heard, eat babies dipped in mayo.

Mayo?! YUCK

It's so cold here in England, I may need you to send me those clothes.

sexy

Too obvious

Winter ales are my favorite seasonals, with fall in a close 2nd.

great lakes christmas ale (aka christmas crack) ftw

Where's my Eggnog Ale?

That curtainly aquard, indEEd

sounds sexy

Move out of the YMCA. That should fix your problem

Sounds a bit fishy to me

Don't play along. It only encourages him.

Shaftiel likes fish sticks.

That's what got me into trouble in college.

That's what she said...

This would at least reduce it to two tries. http://dornob.com/double-sided-usb-solves-painfully-universal-design-problem/#axzz2PJvBO8sx