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I have a girlish figure to maintain. It's unconscious in my closet.
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I hear that Italian cruise ship captain got sentenced to anchor management.
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Why yes, I am. Of sorts, anyway. Have you seen my site? http://www.oatpoets.com/
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I just drank a lot of water. Now I'm waiting to pee before I go to bed.
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I just soiled myself. Soon I will be a beautiful garden.
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I keep hearing feeble pleas for help coming from my basement. Really need to work on my knots.
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I lost interest in politics when discovered a stimulus package wasn't what I thought it was.
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I love my bed. When I'm on it, nothing else mattress.
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I often walk around the house naked, until the neighbours chase me inside.
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I put the Lydian on the Aeolian Ionian, put it in the Phrygian and Locrian'd the Dorian.
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I screwed up while making bread. Guess I didn't knead it enough.
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I severely underestimated the power of a beard tan.
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There I was, stranded in a lonely boat, for a week. I called for help, but only small fish responded, and mockingly at that. Eventually, I drifted ashore with the tide, when lo, a mountain man besieged me. He tore his own beard off, leaving me blinded by the skin beneath. Now I am blind and am dictating to a friendly helper monkey. I can only assume.
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I shook my cat and it turned in to an oscillot
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I should work in a funeral home, because I can't stop coffin.
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I successfully inserted a USB on the third try. Personal best.
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This would at least reduce it to two tries. http://dornob.com/double-sided-usb-solves-painfully-universal-design-problem/#axzz2PJvBO8sx
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I think I just need to start drinking on all my days off so that when there's an issue at work I legally can't go fix it