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I tried to buy an ion, but the cashier said for me, no charge.
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I tried using a changing table once, but the baby was still a baby in the end
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I used to be a birdwatcher like you, then I took a sparrow to the knee.
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I walked in on someone in the shower. It was aquard.
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I was fixing a speaker in one of the barns at work, and the horse next to me pooped, licked its leavings, licked my ladder, then stared at me. Horses are jerks.
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I wrote a song about your mom.
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It's in the Chit Chat forum, but the link is at http://www.oatpoets.com/
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I'd go to Thailand, but it sounds too formal.
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I'll make my OWN FragFest! With Blackjack! And..ahh, screw it.
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I'm going to make a pizza with deer, because everyone likes a little doe on dough.
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I'm hitting myself with a hammer because it feels so good when I stop.
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I'm so tired I can't even think of puns... See??
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I'm tired and hungry, but I don't know in what order.
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They're talking about this like it's a bad thing, but it might work for you: http://www.sleepassociation.org/index.php?p=sleepeating
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I'm very stinky. (using my pre-existing stinkiness as the initial value of not quite as stinky)
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I'm wearing funderpants.
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If excrement is poop, increment is food
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If I remote desktop into a computer, then remote desktop back into the first computer, will the universe explode?