EbilDustBunny January 23, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni January 23, 2006 Anyways I 've been lazy with changing my away messages usually said i'm sleeping anyways. I caught like 10 messages when I put up my shower message that says. "Showering with me, myself and I... kinky" Anyone have any good away messages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters January 23, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni January 23, 2006 close rip. my favorite (which scares most .gc's): "i'm in the shower thinking of you, %n" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma January 23, 2006 Share YoMamma Member January 23, 2006 I like to use "Gone Poop'n" when I really am. I get some funny reponses from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckles January 23, 2006 Share Peckles Member January 23, 2006 'While you are reading this, I am eating your pasta' ...meh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom January 23, 2006 Share discom Member January 23, 2006 ebil, if your away messages are always correct, you sleep like 20 hours a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chamberlain January 23, 2006 Share Chamberlain Member January 23, 2006 Picking nose, leave me be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo January 23, 2006 Share anonymo Member January 23, 2006 "I'm here and ignoring you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruten January 23, 2006 Share Kruten Member January 23, 2006 I never bother putting up an away message, but when I do this is my default. "Be back in an hour or so. Or not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max67 January 23, 2006 Share Max67 Member January 23, 2006 I'm away? w00t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman January 23, 2006 Share Batman Member January 23, 2006 ebil, if your away messages are always correct, you sleep like 20 hours a day <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She doesnt even get out of bed to use the bathroom!! Couldnt resist!! Oh and I never shower alone, my cat sits on the corner and watches the cleanin action... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom January 23, 2006 Share discom Member January 23, 2006 ebil, if your away messages are always correct, you sleep like 20 hours a day <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She doesnt even get out of bed to use the bathroom!! Couldnt resist!! Oh and I never shower alone, my cat sits on the corner and watches the cleanin action... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> at least, you hope it's a cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs January 23, 2006 Share TheBugs Member January 23, 2006 "around somewhere" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan January 23, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni January 23, 2006 "I accidently sawed off my arms so I can only type with my nose. brb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ephemeral January 23, 2006 Share ephemeral Member January 23, 2006 mine is "if i suck, its my dad" cause my dad often plays on my CSS account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom January 24, 2006 Share discom Member January 24, 2006 mine is "if i suck, its my dad" cause my dad often plays on my CSS account. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol... your dad is crazy and your sister is better than u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prelude001 January 25, 2006 Share Prelude001 Member January 25, 2006 i'm working...which kinda defies physics because it both sucks and *edited for content...think opposite of sucking* at the same time... %n, it's ok, half the people in the world are below average too. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle You can always retake a class but you can never relive a party. (sadly im at class) I called your boyfriend *edited for content...think very femenine male* and he hit me with his purse! Scientists say that one of every four people is insane...so think of your three closest friends, if they seem fine well its you!! *****"Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having fun, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List [whichever is faster]. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to [borderline stalking]. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change."**** ***best one evar*** this one is for [VI]-- The Village called and said they were looking for %n. They're missing their idiot. Well the voices and I, we took a vote, and its unanimous...YOU *edited for content...think of a vacuum*! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demoner January 25, 2006 Share Demoner Member January 25, 2006 i like the real men of genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan January 25, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni January 25, 2006 *****"Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having fun, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List [whichever is faster]. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to [borderline stalking]. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change."**** ***best one evar***<{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is a pretty good one, if I do say so myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny January 25, 2006 Author Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni January 25, 2006 Batman... ugh. ((happy thoughts)) Anyways my new sleeping message: "Sleeping with me, myself and I... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom January 25, 2006 Share discom Member January 25, 2006 "Sleeping with me, myself and I... " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what about your stuffed rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eb0 January 25, 2006 Share eb0 Member January 25, 2006 Shaking a tit. Shaking a tower. Be back around %t ish. I'm not here, but I'm actually very close to you, check your sisters bedroom. Just keep sending me stuff, I'm prolly just sitting here reading it not wanting to talk to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief January 25, 2006 Share Chief Member January 25, 2006 If this is my mom, I'm at the library studying. If this (one of the guys), I'm at the gym. If this (insert special lady friend), I am at work making money to buy you all the things you deserve. If this is IRS, I am deceased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny January 27, 2006 Author Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni January 27, 2006 "Sleeping with me, myself and I... " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what about your stuffed rabbit? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I got a stuff huffalump... one night i was half asleep and hugged it it was the most disappointing hug ever. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckles January 27, 2006 Share Peckles Member January 27, 2006 I'm not ignoring you. I'm selectively social. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pestilence January 27, 2006 Share Pestilence Member January 27, 2006 i don't use away messages, i just ignore =) thats all i have to say bout that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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