Peckles April 6, 2006 Share Peckles Member April 6, 2006 The linky Haven't you always wanted one of these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt April 6, 2006 Share witt Member April 6, 2006 yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZesteR April 6, 2006 Share ZesteR Member April 6, 2006 That is amazing.. But wouldnt work too well if everyone had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny April 6, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni April 6, 2006 rofl... very creative. there's so many what ifs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme April 6, 2006 Share farmerisme Member April 6, 2006 I love the lazyboy chair one with the curly slide underneath... my neighbors below me would not approve though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny April 6, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni April 6, 2006 I love the lazyboy chair one with the curly slide underneath... my neighbors below me would not approve though. ROFL... if i got one i would just slide right into the gulf and drown under florida or sink florida by opening it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt April 6, 2006 Share witt Member April 6, 2006 sink Florida...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZesteR April 6, 2006 Share ZesteR Member April 6, 2006 I saw Bugs Bunny take a saw to FL and cut it off of america and let it float off to see. All so that the price of a killed bunny would go up more than the other woody animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny April 6, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni April 6, 2006 I saw Bugs Bunny take a saw to FL and cut it off of america and let it float off to see.All so that the price of a killed bunny would go up more than the other woody animals. I remember that episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma April 6, 2006 Share YoMamma Member April 6, 2006 Secret hideout! How fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman April 6, 2006 Share Batman Member April 6, 2006 For a short time I lived in my familys Funeral Home upstairs, there were 2 secret passageways for the family living upstairs to be able to leave during services.. Pretty cool, but for a 10 yr old boy I kept picturing the old dead guy from Phantasm coming up the small staircase.. Thats what I get for looking to see who was on the slab every day when I got home from school.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo April 6, 2006 Share anonymo Member April 6, 2006 For a short time I lived in my familys Funeral Home upstairs, there were 2 secret passageways for the family living upstairs to be able to leave during services.. Pretty cool, but for a 10 yr old boy I kept picturing the old dead guy from Phantasm coming up the small staircase.. Thats what I get for looking to see who was on the slab every day when I got home from school.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman April 6, 2006 Share Batman Member April 6, 2006 LOL Anonymo, Its not that strange.. I love how they tilt the slab head down, and put the 6" long needle in the jugular to suck the blood and a 6" needle in the leg to pump the embalming fluid in.. The slab has little cannals that direct any blood that comes out the leg.. Id come home from school and go see who my uncle was working on, Id walk in and he'd pull the sheet back like a magician.. The first naked girl I ever saw was dead.. My grandfather invented the machine that sucks the blood and pumps the fluid in.. And in 1820 my family who founded Maineville Ohio invented the folding chair, so there would be less trips out to people's homes for the 'wake'.. (the Tufts are a lazy breed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters April 6, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni April 6, 2006 LOL Anonymo, Its not that strange.. I love how they tilt the slab head down, and put the 6" long needle in the jugular to suck the blood and a 6" needle in the leg to pump the embalming fluid in.. The slab has little cannals that direct any blood that comes out the leg.. Id come home from school and go see who my uncle was working on, Id walk in and he'd pull the sheet back like a magician.. The first naked girl I ever saw was dead..My grandfather invented the machine that sucks the blood and pumps the fluid in.. And in 1820 my family who founded Maineville Ohio invented the folding chair, so there would be less trips out to people's homes for the 'wake'.. (the Tufts are a lazy breed) ^ 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w8t4time April 6, 2006 Share w8t4time Member April 6, 2006 that bugs bunny episode is banned bugs even goes up to a cop takes the batton out and wacks him in the shin over and over saying "take this copper" bugs became a true terrorist and growing up in a funeral home sounds creepy to the bat cave robin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman April 6, 2006 Share Batman Member April 6, 2006 LOL The only part I though was weird was when they took a small Hot Iron to the person's face to smooth out the wrinkles.. Thats why some people look a little waxy, too much ironing.. Business is always good, people are dying to get in.. Oh well I must be shoveling off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckles April 6, 2006 Author Share Peckles Member April 6, 2006 One of my friends used to work at a crematorium, and one day he was working late when he was supposed to be somewhere else, so we phoned him up and asked where he was, he said he was at a bbq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VooDooPC April 6, 2006 Share VooDooPC Member April 6, 2006 I see batman in a whole new light now. Looking at naked dead people, ironing faces, draining blood, and sitting in folding chairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom April 6, 2006 Share discom Member April 6, 2006 I used to have a secret passage thing 2 houses ago... the wall in one of the closets could slide to the side and there was a narrow passage to a bedroom somewhere else in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek April 6, 2006 Share TheGeek Member April 6, 2006 I see batman in a whole new light now. Looking at naked dead people, ironing faces, draining blood, and sitting in folding chairs. .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman April 6, 2006 Share Batman Member April 6, 2006 One of my friends used to work at a crematorium, and one day he was working late when he was supposed to be somewhere else, so we phoned him up and asked where he was, he said he was at a bbq. The cool part about the crematorium or as I like to call it The Cremation Station is after they burn the body, they put the ashes and bones in a tumber with 3 heavy steel balls that crush up the bones.. I tried to juggle the steel balls but they were to heavy.. At the crematorium, they like to "Urn your business".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme April 6, 2006 Share farmerisme Member April 6, 2006 I would guess your psychiatrist is a busy man batty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*BiGBonES** April 6, 2006 Share *BiGBonES** Member April 6, 2006 Id come home from school and go see who my uncle was working on, Id walk in and he'd pull the sheet back like a magician.. The first naked girl I ever saw was dead.. That made me laugh out loud My friend did his work experience as an undertaker. At the age of 15 most of us have to be stuck in officers doing nothing but photocopying paper for 2 weeks solid, but this guy is looking at naked grannies and burying people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma April 6, 2006 Share YoMamma Member April 6, 2006 Business is always good, people are dying to get in.. I was waiting for someone to use that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman April 6, 2006 Share Batman Member April 6, 2006 But back to secret passages, a friend of mine moved into a house that had a bomb shelter attached to the basement.. It was connected to the neighbors house next door as well, but honest to gosh there were stilagtites hanging from the hallways.. Wild.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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