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Ok So it was custom map night tonight right? Well it started off good. I joined in by an alias name and custom maps got under way. So anways i was doing so awesome i decieded i needed some coffee. So i set out for some coffee and found myself at my friends house. He gave me some money and a ride and we went to Timmies. We got 2 ice caps each and set out for our adventure. OK so im back at home thinking i need some more coffee. Whatevver i start playing CSS by my name and i noticed i was doing rather well for being me. I finaly got up the strength to go make coffee and ended up burning myself. Who knew coffee was hot?

 

OK, so im back playing CSS and my score is starting to decline. I get a call. Its the second time ive gotten a call from this "spin master" and hes like Hey! So i said hello and asked who he was. He calmly replied im the "spin master" I said whatever and hung up. Once i hung up, The server must have went buggy for me and me only. People became invisble and im like ZOMG , whats that? So after countless tries of people trying to explain it i set up a demo tape and all the sudden things were back to normal. I did what i had to do and that was kill Anonymo. Im setting out for banff next winter and at random times and random places me and skyline will attempt to find eachother. It will be difficult but im clash so i win.

 

FF06, For all attending your my idols. Lan parties are something ill never get invited too because i have no nerd friends. I have no friends at all. My and skyline talked it over and well, i dont need friends CSS is always there. SOOOO until i get my personal steam back i wont be able to join in games with you tricky people.

 

Ok So ive just got back from getting coffee again and i noticed it was a new level, i coutinued to paly like everything was normal and asked around, Where did everyone go? It seems everyone left the server and a whole bunch of new people came in. I decieded that i should plsay music because no one was talking over mic. I put on some social code and starting moving around. I eventually got dancing around. It was a party until everyone started AWP'ing. I thought that was funny because i was in Project Mayham the no scope server. I shook it off but over time got mad. I kept getting AWP'ed on whatever level that i thought was dust_006 or something but it looked nothing like dust. Im not sure what map it was but it was green. I was so P/O'ed that i started beating myself up. Dancing and beating myself up was super fun. I think I'll have to try it again sometime.

 

Sidetracking... I will not be attending FF06 with my idols because i failed my license 2 times and wont get another opportunity to try until its over. Actually i wont get to try for quite a while. Anyways my girlfriend broke up with me and she was popular. So being her boyfriend i got to be popular too. I hope my popularity wont go away but then again i was never really all that cool anyway. A wise man from the sky who lives on a line once told me, " Play CS:S, It will never dump you and I can promise it."

 

Now back to CS:S. So after everything ive been through the level changes and on the MOTD it says something other than Project Mayham, i look under favorites and notice that all the people i thought left where still indeed in the server. It had 23 in so i knew to stay away from that loveboat. I kept running into this guy Sypda or something. He kept telling me he was drunk so I was like, "Hey you, WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT" (from KING OF THE HILL) and he seemed to have a problem with me. I think i made a few enemies in that server but the important thing is i knew where i was.

 

Once the mistake settled in i continued to beat myself up dancing. I must have caught peoples attention but it was all good. I then saw a few comments saying kick him, and i think that guys wasted. So with 5 seconds to read that i was now reading " Console: You were kicked".Dirk im gonna get you!!! I got mad at myself and beat myself up once more. I plan on getting stronger this way and hopefully it will make me smarter too. Should i join the canadian army?

 

I went on my cfry account on xfire and was talking to people, They kept asking for kws and i kept telling them my stories. After a few people got mad i started having some fun with people. I never got the screenshots but i pretended i was in one of the top clans in KW and asked them if they wanted to join, Once they said Yes i quickly yelled SYKE! and they almost all of them replied " k, I'll GET YOU f'er" AFter a few laughs i had some more coffee and i plan on lighting a fire and having some smores.

 

Wow, amazinjg what coffee will do to you huh? Next custom map im sticking to Listerine.!

 

 

EDIT: All you tricky people redirecting me while im getting cereal. Espically you Berge...You know what you did. hehe

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Well if you ask where ive been in my pc gaming life. You'll notice i have a rep of typing long rather funny stories that introduces me or explains my problem of hating authorities. (Not that I have a problem with the Po-Po but people who run the sites) However I've had no problem with anyone on this site and dont foresee any problem. This is probably the most mature league/community I've ever been in.

 

Stay tuned for more. Might start a rant of the week or something. You know like the GC news but funnier and told with a more twist. Idk its something i could look into.

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