Fatty May 25, 2006 Share Fatty GC Founder May 25, 2006 When Kilz pulled out of FF, I went searching for a new Head of Security. The position is now filled. Meet Kevin...aka KWill. Here his is pictured at my house tonight practicing on Clueless. Clueless just wanted to get comfortable with a position he will probably find himself in anyways. Here's how it came about: Fatty: Kevin, how'd you like to spend a weekend intimidating 100 white guys? KWill: Do I get to chase anyone? Fatty: It's possible. KWill: I'm in. Fatty: If it gets boring, we could actually just create an extra door prize entitled "Run Now", draw a name, and give them a 5 second head start. See KWill and the rest of the FFO Staff here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 25, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni May 25, 2006 < runs > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty May 25, 2006 Author Share Fatty GC Founder May 25, 2006 I was wondering why KWill ran out of here saying he had to catch a plane....gl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 25, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni May 25, 2006 i've owed that dude $5 for about 3 years now. i never thought i'd see him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 25, 2006 Share MrDuke Member May 25, 2006 Hey, I think I saw him working security for Lebron during the Thanksgiving turkey giveaway at Henry's Acme. There's B list security. They have to turn sideways to get through a door. Then there's A list security. They make B list guys look like Clueless. Either Kevin is big... or Clue got caught by headhunters and shrunk his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clueless May 25, 2006 Share Clueless GC Alumni May 25, 2006 Trust me, that dude is a tank! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubblegum Bandit May 25, 2006 Share Bubblegum Bandit Member May 25, 2006 Trust me, that dude is a tank! lol. Bah, he's tiny. Wait till you see me standing next to him. He'll look like a dwarf..... <runs faster than SJ> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 25, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni May 25, 2006 i think it's all hype. raiders training camp starts the same week as frag fest. KWill can't be in two places at once....can he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 25, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 25, 2006 ... why do I have a odd feeling I won't do much walking? Careful clue... if he flexes your head will go flying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 25, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni May 25, 2006 yeah, he could definitely transport you. i'm not sure what the price of his bribe would be, but you could probably cling to his back without him noticing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 25, 2006 Share MrDuke Member May 25, 2006 I've seen smaller tanks. Dunno, toast w/ a little growth hormone jam on top?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter May 25, 2006 Share Magruter Member May 25, 2006 I'm really outta shape! I need to start training.. Only thing i care about is, out running BGB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 25, 2006 Share anonymo Member May 25, 2006 *adds neckbrace to FF gear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 25, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 25, 2006 anyone run 15 mph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clueless May 26, 2006 Share Clueless GC Alumni May 26, 2006 Im approaching this with a different strategy.....get so drunk that it wont hurt as bad when he pummels me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt May 26, 2006 Share witt Member May 26, 2006 Im approaching this with a different strategy.....get so drunk that it wont hurt as bad when he pummels me That would be my plan of attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 26, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 26, 2006 note to self: bring bouncer biscuits. lol toss him a couple the other direction and vanish. ... but he prolly smells fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon May 26, 2006 Share Allanon Member May 26, 2006 Darn I need to renew my plans to build a self cloaking device at record speed. *Goes back to work* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 26, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 26, 2006 you know what... Kwill is prolly studying the forums and making a list... and *gasp* you know he's gonna check it twice!!!! *hides* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimmpp May 26, 2006 Share Chimmpp Member May 26, 2006 I think I just saw him on the news at a BBQ cook-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 26, 2006 Share anonymo Member May 26, 2006 Im approaching this with a different strategy.....get so drunk that it wont hurt as bad when he pummels me Great idea...add a horrible hangover to the pain the next day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon May 26, 2006 Share Allanon Member May 26, 2006 you know what... Kwill is prolly studying the forums and making a list... and *gasp* you know he's gonna check it twice!!!! *hides* So that means for every post in this thread we are doomed *counts his number of post's*. Ok, so using a highly advanced probability machine I've calculated my odds of surviving Frag Fest at 0 to 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavid May 26, 2006 Share pavid Member May 26, 2006 You guys better pray that Kwill doesn't already have Bubba stashed in the cell. If he does you better get used to dropping the soap. Ebil, Kwill looks like he loves bunnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 26, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 26, 2006 You guys better pray that Kwill doesn't already have Bubba stashed in the cell. If he does you better get used to dropping the soap. Ebil, Kwill looks like he loves bunnies. OH MAN.... i just had a "of mice and men" flash back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head May 26, 2006 Share Brillow_Head Member May 26, 2006 ...someone needs to find him a XXXL T-shirt that says "Banstick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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