Preacher March 21, 2007 Share Preacher Member March 21, 2007 Last Week was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "Happy Birthday." I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came to Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent. As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me." I Said, "Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously. On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?" I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?" She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment" After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And said, "You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back." "Ok." I Nervously Replied. She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes,She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And All Singing "Happy Birthday". And I Just Sat There.. On The Couch... Naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa March 21, 2007 Share Playaa Member March 21, 2007 there were alot of capital letters in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConGregation March 21, 2007 Share ConGregation Member March 21, 2007 I had heard that but with different details. A guy's wife tells him to change the clothes over to the dryer IMMEDIATELY (just for you playaa) when they are done as she heads out the door. He hops in the shower. Then he hears the washer buzzer and runs down to the laundry room naked. Of course everyone is in the room and when he turns the light on they yell "Happy Birthday" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher March 21, 2007 Author Share Preacher Member March 21, 2007 there were alot of capital letters in that. Copy and Paste FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristan March 21, 2007 Share Tristan Member March 21, 2007 Oh my! that's absolutely hilarious! Snipe ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny March 21, 2007 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni March 21, 2007 ouch... bad joke. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nut March 21, 2007 Share nut Member March 21, 2007 ha i actually thought that was you. i was saying to myself " ummm ... waaaaaaaaaahh this real? if it is its FUNNY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon March 22, 2007 Share Allanon Member March 22, 2007 ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard's CoffeeMaker March 22, 2007 Share Mustard's CoffeeMaker Member March 22, 2007 I've heard that told as an urban legand, but never as a joke. Works better as the legand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan March 22, 2007 Share JackieChan GC Alumni March 22, 2007 I wonder how awkward that would have been if it were real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher March 22, 2007 Author Share Preacher Member March 22, 2007 I wonder how awkward that would have been if it were real... Not awkward but divorces are very expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX March 22, 2007 Share NOFX Member March 22, 2007 seriously who gets naked when she says she is going to her bedroom for just a second.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme March 23, 2007 Share farmerisme Member March 23, 2007 me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon March 23, 2007 Share Allanon Member March 23, 2007 me *makes a request for Fatty to move Allanon's seat as far as possible away from Farmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher March 23, 2007 Author Share Preacher Member March 23, 2007 Farmer gets naked when he hears the sound of sheep too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme March 23, 2007 Share farmerisme Member March 23, 2007 Farmer gets naked when he hears the sound of sheep too You mean that you don't put on the barn sounds CD when its action time? Huh. Straaaaannnnge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duma March 25, 2007 Share duma Member March 25, 2007 there were alot of capital letters in that. Yes. It Bugged Me To See A Capital Letter To Each Word In The Sentence. It Is Hard To Type Like That. Ick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon March 25, 2007 Share Allanon Member March 25, 2007 My Shift Key Just broke : \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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