LOL healthy living?

[Sedah]

 

[stutters]

meijers?! nice.

[ThruX]

That is what my nutrition consist of. I could use more Orange monster though; starting to get pale.

[EbilDustBunny]

You moved the sign didn't you....

[anonymo]

Do they have RedBull Cola? I'm trying to find 12,000 cans.

[boiler]

sad thing is some people probably do think that crap is healthy.

[stutters]

btw, that's mostly what our kitchen at the nerdery looks like. seriously.

 

...except we have beer, too.

[akaM2]

btw, that's mostly what our kitchen at the nerdery looks like. seriously.

 

...except we have beer, too.

 

prove it

[dwEEziL]

My buddy worked at a company here in town (He still works for the company, but now he's located in TX) and they had a keg-arator and Friday was "specialty beer" day.

[stutters]

no specialty beer here, but friday is free beer day. pics coming.

[stutters]

note the supply of redbull and monster (bottom left drawer). not pictured:

- liquor cabinet

- continental breakfast bar

- soda fridge

- crapachino machine

- dogs allowed

- Xbox, wii, foosball, chess,

- smart nerds.

 

[anonymo]

So judging by that picture your office is predominantly women...you lucky guy

[stutters]

i can only assume IBM provides free saltine crackers and caffeine free diet coke.

 

So judging by that picture your office is predominantly women...you lucky guy

not pictured:

- liquor cabinet

[Shropshire Slasher]

i can only assume IBM provides free saltine crackers and caffeine free diet coke.

 

So judging by that picture your office is predominantly women...you lucky guy

not pictured:

- liquor cabinet

 

 

Hey, I LIKE caffeine free diet coke.

[shaftiel]

Just an off topic aside... what exactly is the point of caffeine free diet coke?

 

 

 

 

Shaftiel

[Sedah]

You moved the sign didn't you....

 

lol id be to short to reach dat (>.<)

Edited May 30, 2009 by Sedah

[ThruX]

I always chuckle when in line at a fast food restaurant and someone orders enough food for 2 and then tops it off with a small diet coke. Like they are at least trying to be healthy. Just skip the food and pound a energy drink.

[anonymo]

Just an off topic aside... what exactly is the point of caffeine free diet coke?

 

 

 

 

Shaftiel

You hate your kidneys and wish them to suffer?

[anonymo]

i can only assume IBM provides free saltine crackers and caffeine free diet coke.

 

So judging by that picture your office is predominantly women...you lucky guy

not pictured:

- liquor cabinet

 

Oh sorry, I forgot you work in a place called the Nerdery which apparently doesn't have cameras capable of taking more than one picture...

[stutters]

Oh sorry, I forgot you work in a place called the Nerdery which apparently doesn't have cameras capable of taking more than one picture...

oh, sorry. i forgot you work with IBM and have 0 sense of humour.

[NOFX]

can I get a job with the nerdery?

 

I can write code like this.....

 

for (count = 0; count < 10000; count++)

{

BUFFER[(count * 3)] = (__u16)(sin(pow(-3.3 + (0.00066 * count), 2)) * 2047.0 + 2048.0);

BUFFER[(count * 3)] &= 0x0fff;

 

BUFFER[((count * 3) + 1)] = (__u16)(cos(pow(-3.0 + (.0006 * count), 2)) * 2047.0 + 2048.0);

BUFFER[((count * 3) + 1)] &= 0x0fff;

 

BUFFER[((count * 3) + 2)] = (__u16)(sin(pow(-1.9 + (.00038 * count), 2)) * cos(pow(-1.9 + (.00038 * count), 2)) * 2047.0 + 2048.0);

BUFFER[((count * 3) + 2)] &= 0x0fff;

BUFFER[((count * 3) + 2)] |= 0x2000;

}

 

BUFFER[29999] |= 0x1000;

outportb(fd, baseAddr + 0x1a, 0);

 

for (count = 0; count < 30000; count++)

{

outport(fd, baseAddr + 0x18, (count * 2));

outport(fd, baseAddr + 0x1c, BUFFER[count]);

}

 

CtrMode(baseAddr + 0x14, 1, 2);

CtrMode(baseAddr + 0x14, 2, 2);

CtrLoad(baseAddr + 0x14, 1, 5);

CtrLoad(baseAddr + 0x14, 2, 10);

 

outportb(fd, baseAddr + 0x10, 0x41);

 

puts("\nPress <enter> to stop");

fflush(stdout);

do

{

NULL;

}while (!kbhit());

outportb(fd, baseAddr + 0x10, 0);

close(fd);

}

[stutters]

a: i only write python and php.

b: i'm on the business side

c: we're always hiring

d: you have to be on site (and yes, minnesota winters suck).

e: if that's c/c++, no.

f: our projects aren't fun.

[NOFX]

not only do I bring low-level c coding abilities, but I will even throw in some gold, frankincense, & myrrh

[Unclean]

Oh sorry, I forgot you work in a place called the Nerdery which apparently doesn't have cameras capable of taking more than one picture...

oh, sorry. i forgot you work with IBM and have 0 sense of humour.

I take offense to this - us corporate types do have a sense of humor. It's just shared and recycled constantly, every single day. Everyone has to pretend the recycled jokes are funny too. If you'd like some practice, try these:

 

1. "Looks like a case of the Mondays". It was cheesy in Office Space, but it's funny if you repeat it every Monday.

2. "Oh, someone got the shirt memo!" (only works on days when 2 or more people are wearing the same color shirt)

3. Say anything, and just laugh afterwards (even if it's not funny). People will think you're fun, and definitely not psychotic or desperate for someone to like you.

[anonymo]

Oh sorry, I forgot you work in a place called the Nerdery which apparently doesn't have cameras capable of taking more than one picture...

oh, sorry. i forgot you work with IBM and have 0 sense of humour.

Wow, clearly you took offense, I apologize for implying the Nerdery owns a one shot camera in a world of pics or it didn't happen. You didn't have to go changing the way you spell though, I think it's cute the way you misspell everything.