auggybendoggy January 17, 2004 Share auggybendoggy Member January 17, 2004 (edited) why is it that you'll often see a good looking couple and think to yourself "hmmm I'll bet they have some good looking kids. thats nice cause life will be kind to them. They will be accepted, go to college, get married, have a beautiful family" then you see the kids run up to them and to your surprise these little munchkins look more like oompa loompas. Then other times you'll see some real nasty looking parents and think. "ahhhh dude, those poor little whipersnappers. Poor kids will get laughed at all the time. They'll have about 50 ugly mama jokes thrown at em everyday. They wont have but one freind who's as ugly as they are. They'll go to junior college and will barely finish cause they're min wage wal-mart job will be way too demanding on em to make sure all the hot dogs are warmed up on time in the wal-mart cafeteria." then suddenly these kids run up to these ugly parents and to your relief they are beautiful... ever wonder.... What kind of kids will you have? Edited January 17, 2004 by auggybendoggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance January 17, 2004 Share lance Member January 17, 2004 I never plan on having kids, thankfully. And it's "oompa loompa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL January 17, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member January 17, 2004 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak2786 January 17, 2004 Share Ak2786 Member January 17, 2004 nop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble .gc January 17, 2004 Share Trouble .gc Member January 17, 2004 yes, i have...and i say this all the time....if my kids are ugly, i'm packing them a lunch and sending them down the road. BUT, do i think i will have ugly kids, NO. am i seroious about sending them down the road? yes.....no, i love kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gond January 17, 2004 Share Gond Member January 17, 2004 Doesn't matter, you will always think your children are beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance January 17, 2004 Share lance Member January 17, 2004 I dunno about that. I've heard my parents say plenty of times that I was a ugly baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL January 17, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member January 17, 2004 You make a pretty ugly man too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy January 18, 2004 Share Jiffy Member January 18, 2004 hahaha ^pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auggybendoggy January 18, 2004 Author Share auggybendoggy Member January 18, 2004 (edited) if you play CS then your ugly. Theres just no two ways about it. Face it! How many Brad pitts are out there CSing all the time? How many Nicole Kidmans are buying a tmp? NOT ONE! So my conclusion is we're all ugly! knock, dont send your kids with a packed lunch down the road...get em a job at wal-mart and perhaps they can get you a 10% discount. Heak most you guys are all from back east or mid west so when you're not CSing then your kicking it at wal-mart hanging out right? Aug Edited January 18, 2004 by auggybendoggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL January 18, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member January 18, 2004 Have you ever worked at Wal-Mart Auggy? If it is like Meijer (a very similar store found primarily in the Mich, Ind, Ohio, and some of Illinois area) then employees don't get 10% off their purchases. The will get seasonal coupons (Meijer was about 4 a year) where they get a one time discount of like 30%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble .gc January 18, 2004 Share Trouble .gc Member January 18, 2004 i'm not ugly, and i don't hang out at walmart. oh and, meijer's is scarry late at night...and during the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance January 18, 2004 Share lance Member January 18, 2004 where's auggy from that he gets that kind'a attitude about people in the east? he from some place where women are made of chocolate and instead of grass they have little one dollar bills on their lawn? get a job and a haircut, hippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auggybendoggy January 18, 2004 Author Share auggybendoggy Member January 18, 2004 (edited) hippy? NOT! I've got a ahhhh fair job but I did get my haircur. I thought it would help my looks but when the lady was done I looked more like that chick in the Brett favre commercial with her hair all pipi longstockinged out. But still I can say we westerners dont kick it at wal-mart. and it's not attitude lance its facts hahahahahahahaaaa. But don't get upset I meant it in a good way I've heard so many wal-mart jokes bout the mid-west I think there are more of em than blonde jokes. goodnight now! Auggy Edited January 18, 2004 by auggybendoggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance January 18, 2004 Share lance Member January 18, 2004 i go buy things i need at wal-mart. i'm sorry. here in the east we don't have a magical horse that barfs up food and school supplies and the such whenever we need it. i'd hate to see where you deposit the money for that anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auggybendoggy January 18, 2004 Author Share auggybendoggy Member January 18, 2004 magical horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuppySurprise January 18, 2004 Share PuppySurprise Member January 18, 2004 ya, i dont know where lance pulled that one out of...maybe he drank too much and started visualizing magical horses. Oh well, I worked at Wal-Mart for near 3 years and it sucked donkeys. We have Meijers in KY too dweez, I think Nazis started them because i have never seen such price gouging in my life. As for the kids part, if I ever have any one day (well, if my wife has any), I just hope they are healthy, because with all the horrible jokes I have ever told in my life, my child will come out with cauliflower ears and 8 heads, so hopefully I will just have some healthy children who look normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auggybendoggy January 18, 2004 Author Share auggybendoggy Member January 18, 2004 here! here! pup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters January 18, 2004 Share gOOters Member January 18, 2004 if you play CS then your ugly. Theres just no two ways about it. Face it! How many Brad pitts are out there CSing all the time? How many Nicole Kidmans are buying a tmp? NOT ONE! So my conclusion is we're all ugly! knock, dont send your kids with a packed lunch down the road...get em a job at wal-mart and perhaps they can get you a 10% discount. Heak most you guys are all from back east or mid west so when you're not CSing then your kicking it at wal-mart hanging out right? Aug you obviously havent seen or :m0m: Can a good looking person be a geek too? It does seem unfair how the world dotes on beautiful people. I have had the chance to hang out with the upper leadership of my company a little bit, and 85% of these VPs and big wigs are attractive! That is true throughout corporate America and probably the world, honestly. I guess it is some primordeal human nature thing. As for my kids...my biggest concern would be that they end up short or small if they are doods. My fiance is 5'4", while I am taller than average. I hope we have cute tiny girls and big strong boys. If the boys are small, I will do everything in my power to keep them from getting "small man's syndrome"...one of the most heinous idiocyncracies of human nature. btw...my kids will probably look like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auggybendoggy January 19, 2004 Author Share auggybendoggy Member January 19, 2004 I think goot gets the "post of the year" award for that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator January 19, 2004 Share Xterminator Member January 19, 2004 i leave for 1 day and this is what i come back to? lol j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard's CoffeeMaker February 10, 2004 Share Mustard's CoffeeMaker Member February 10, 2004 Mustard is beautiful....and so is our son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator February 10, 2004 Share Xterminator Member February 10, 2004 well look who decided to show her face around here finally.. j/k Mrs.M long time no see. Welcome back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard's CoffeeMaker February 10, 2004 Share Mustard's CoffeeMaker Member February 10, 2004 Thanks....I think....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X February 10, 2004 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member February 10, 2004 (edited) It'll be okay if I don't have stupid kids that think they're tough but really not. Then they'd be just like me. But if I do I'm stuck with them so I guess I'll learn to get along with them until they're 18. Edited February 10, 2004 by CowboyFromHell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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