Batman October 13, 2005 Share Batman Member October 13, 2005 Yes yes, Me and my wife are expecting our 4th kid.. Seems as though we walked down a narrow hallway last month and *BAM!* she's pregnant again.. So ill be able to save on heating the house this winter cause pregnant wemon are 10 degrees hotter than non pregnant wemon.. And I have 9 months of super happy wife to look forward too (ive been through this 3 times already, she's not a super happy person during those 9 months but shhhhh).. Anyone seeking to know how not to get pregnant do NOT ask me, cause I dont know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter October 13, 2005 Share Magruter Member October 13, 2005 Congratz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shep48 October 13, 2005 Share shep48 Member October 13, 2005 does she know u call it bat spawn ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Spuds October 13, 2005 Share Sgt. Spuds Member October 13, 2005 your kids gonna grow up thinking that you love him when in all reality you just wanted to cheap out on heating during the winter... LOL j/p! Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan October 13, 2005 Share JackieChan GC Alumni October 13, 2005 You need to get out of the house more, batty Anyway... congrats. Hope having that many kids doesn't affect your CS playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terribleone October 13, 2005 Share Terribleone Member October 13, 2005 lol congrats? lol tells us if you are going to figure out if it is a boy or a girl!!! oK? i got a niece coming on the way YAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme October 13, 2005 Share farmerisme Member October 13, 2005 Way to be Batman... haven't you proved that you are a man by now though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma October 13, 2005 Share YoMamma Member October 13, 2005 (edited) gratz 4.. thats nothing. Look at this couple: http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/parenting/1...s.ap/index.html Edited October 13, 2005 by YoMamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty October 13, 2005 Share Fatty GC Founder October 13, 2005 9 months of designated driving! Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan October 13, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member October 13, 2005 Congrats Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*BiGBonES** October 13, 2005 Share *BiGBonES** Member October 13, 2005 w00000000t BATMAN OWNS!!!!! Dude, do you realise you now have a counter-strike team that you can train up and lead to win loads of competitions! You could to their homework whilst they play cs, so their game improves, and in no time at all you'll be world champions congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman October 13, 2005 Author Share Batman Member October 13, 2005 LOL Thanks guys! Fatty, im way ahead of you on the designated driver thing. We are going to a wine festival this saturday night, it was already planned like a month ago!! LOL BigBones thats a good idea on the cs team man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX October 13, 2005 Share NOFX Member October 13, 2005 the lil bat person is going to come out an alcy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman October 13, 2005 Author Share Batman Member October 13, 2005 LOL The baby will be born smelling like vinegar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaM2 October 13, 2005 Share akaM2 Member October 13, 2005 batmans new name: {FM}Batman FM= Fertile Men, you must have atleast 3 kids to join! or [iSDM] For "I shoot and Dont Miss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman October 13, 2005 Author Share Batman Member October 13, 2005 batmans new name: {FM}Batman FM= Fertile Men, you must have atleast 3 kids to join! or [iSDM] For "I shoot and Dont Miss" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL or something like [WDSB] for "We Dont Shoot Blanks".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher October 13, 2005 Share Preacher Member October 13, 2005 had to get my wife fixed or we'ld have had enough kids to make our own CAL league by now. Congrats but if you don't want to show up at graduation with a walker better quit soon lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny October 13, 2005 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni October 13, 2005 Congrats! Heheh there's a crazy invention i heard of to prevent that... I think it's call a condom. Maybe you can find one with batman logos. That's hot...lol! You have enough for a band too... A rock and roll CAL team! That's hotter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman October 13, 2005 Author Share Batman Member October 13, 2005 Congrats! Heheh there's a crazy invention i heard of to prevent that... I think it's call a condom. Maybe you can find one with batman logos. That's hot...lol! You have enough for a band too... A rock and roll CAL team! That's hotter. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL! A rock and roll CAL team!! You can be an official daughter of Batman now if you like, you'd fit very will into my family, your just crazy enough.. Believe me we were not trying to get pregnant, I think ill be calling the Maury show to find out if im the real daddy.. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma October 13, 2005 Share YoMamma Member October 13, 2005 ...I think ill be calling the Maury show to find out if im the real daddy.. LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHA that made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashad October 13, 2005 Share Rashad Member October 13, 2005 Way to go Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan October 14, 2005 Share JackieChan GC Alumni October 14, 2005 I think ill be calling the Maury show to find out if im the real daddy.. LOL<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maury: When it comes to your youngest child... *pauses* ....Batman.... You are not the father! Batman: GRRRRRRRR. I'll be back. *Batman leaves and a few minutes later drives is batmobile into the stage and sets the place on fire.* Batman: WHOS NOT THE FATHER NOW, HUH?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny October 16, 2005 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni October 16, 2005 ROFL! A rock and roll CAL team!! You can be an official daughter of Batman now if you like, you'd fit very will into my family, your just crazy enough.. Believe me we were not trying to get pregnant, I think ill be calling the Maury show to find out if im the real daddy.. LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LoL score! EbilBatDustBunnyGirl?!?! "I think ill be calling the Maury show to find out if im the real daddy.. LOL" Did you're wife beat you up for the comment yet? ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman October 16, 2005 Author Share Batman Member October 16, 2005 LOL My wife Holly has a sense of humor that rivals mine!! At least 4 or 5 times a day we get eachother laughing so hard we are crying, and its been like that for the 12 yrs weve been married.. Yeah she laughed when she saw me write it, we tivo Maury and Springer and when the commercials come up and it asks "if you have a secret to tell your husband and want to do it on Springer, call 1800xxx" Holly half the time will pick up the phone like she's gonna call.. One of the hardest times ive laughed was at Gond and his wifes house, the 4 of us were playing eucher and drinking. Holly doesnt like to shuffle so she'd pass the cards backwards and Gond would shuffle them, then drunk Gond would deal them out and we'd play the hand. Every time the round was over which Gond delt, he'd pass the cards over to Holly and she'd say "I dont like to shuffle" and pass them back to Gond who would then shuffle and deal again. Gond shuffled and delt like 4 hands befor He realized what kept happening!! And when he did he was laughing so hard we couldnt understand what he was trying to tell us. After like 5 mins of him almost throwing up, he was able to tell us and the rest of us laughed for 10 more.. OHHHHHH I wish I had it on video tape, cause it would win Americas funniest home videos.. Here's a pic of my family last xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy October 16, 2005 Share Jiffy Member October 16, 2005 lol congrats good sir, make sure they have a nice place inside the batcave. here is an idea, name him/her Robin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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