Saris August 14, 2006 Share Saris Member August 14, 2006 (edited) Seriously, all my friends cut themselves to crap, especially my brother, every time they shave. This weekend, a friend from work was waiting for me while I got ready to go out and he thought I was a freak, how fast I shaved my stache and beard and didn't cut myself. Not only that, I've never cut myself shaving, not once. So, do you have my l33t skillz or not? It baffles me how people can cut themselves with razors, cause I can't. (P.S.: I believe this will have covered just about every topic about shaving in the polls forum alone.) P.S.S. Well, drat, I forgot to add 0, being the genius I am . . . Edited August 14, 2006 by Magruter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter August 14, 2006 Share Magruter Member August 14, 2006 How about 0? I have cut myself shaving no more than 3 times in the last 13 years of shaving. Ah there we go, added 0 for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveller August 14, 2006 Share Leveller Member August 14, 2006 I don't know about cutting "myself", but I decapitated a lot of blemishes (can't get myself to write spots) when I was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavid August 14, 2006 Share pavid Member August 14, 2006 Electric FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Soapdish August 14, 2006 Share Nick Soapdish Member August 14, 2006 i use a straight razor usually, almost impossible not to cut yourself, but nothin ever bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunk August 14, 2006 Share Lunk Member August 14, 2006 If these manby-panby's would stop using shaving cream they'd probably get less cuts. Just splash some water on your face and shave already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom August 14, 2006 Share discom Member August 14, 2006 shaving cream sucks. i think the only time i cut myself was the one time i used it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan August 14, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni August 14, 2006 Just splash some water on your face and shave already. Only way to go. I've only done it once my entire life, and it was just a tiny cut. Only thing I hate about shaving with only water is the feeling of shaving your chin.... hurts so friggen much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke August 14, 2006 Share MrDuke Member August 14, 2006 How about 0? I have cut myself shaving no more than 3 times in the last 13 years of shaving. Ah there we go, added 0 for ya. I seriously doubt that. I mean, you've never sliced your kneecaps or shins? Not even once??? You probably never got mascara in your eye either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty August 14, 2006 Share Fatty GC Founder August 14, 2006 I've only cut myself considerably a couple times. Once was up on my cheek (just going too fast) and I was like, what the heck was i shaving there for? I also grazed my ear once (obviously i go up and around my ear) up on the top lobe and that sucker, combined with the heat of the shower, bled nicely....i actually had to put a bandaide on that one to stop the bleeding. The kids at school were convinced I was covering a new piercing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt August 14, 2006 Share witt Member August 14, 2006 If I manage to cut myself with my electric, I'll let you all know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruten August 15, 2006 Share Kruten Member August 15, 2006 Not once. I'm that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon August 15, 2006 Share Allanon Member August 15, 2006 When I used shaving cream I cut myself 4 times probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter August 15, 2006 Share Magruter Member August 15, 2006 I didn't even think you shaved yet allanon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w8t4time August 15, 2006 Share w8t4time Member August 15, 2006 We're widely read And often quoted But it's shaves Not signs For which we're noted Burma-Shave My cheek Says she Feels smooth as satin Ha! Ha! Says he That's mine you're pattin' Burma-Shave His cheek Was rough His chick vamoosed And now she won't Come home to roost Burma-Shave --------------------------------------------------- history buffs out there would know these slogans? this company is the reason billboards scatter our highways! http://www.mc.cc.md.us/Departments/hpolscrv/mthomas.htm home page all slogans from the 1927 to 1963 http://burma-shave.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty August 15, 2006 Share Fatty GC Founder August 15, 2006 Not once. I'm that good. It doesn't count if you don't have facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief August 15, 2006 Share Chief Member August 15, 2006 Or if you don't trim it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruten August 15, 2006 Share Kruten Member August 15, 2006 Not once. I'm that good. It doesn't count if you don't have facial hair. Yes I do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan August 16, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni August 16, 2006 Not once. I'm that good. It doesn't count if you don't have facial hair. Yes I do.... peach fuzz doesn't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo August 16, 2006 Share anonymo Member August 16, 2006 Lol...I've drawn blood with my electric once...just stood there staring at my face thinking "that isn't possible!" Still haven't figured it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme August 16, 2006 Share farmerisme Member August 16, 2006 Lol...I've drawn blood with my electric once...just stood there staring at my face thinking "that isn't possible!" Still haven't figured it out... Yeah if you try and shave hard over a bump or something you can nip the top of it off and bleed. I get electric razor rash all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunk August 17, 2006 Share Lunk Member August 17, 2006 Not once. I'm that good. It doesn't count if you don't have facial hair. Yes I do.... The kind that you dribble milk over and let the cat lick off doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruten August 18, 2006 Share Kruten Member August 18, 2006 Stop making fun of me. You're gonna make me cry. I have manly hair.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan August 19, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni August 19, 2006 Stop making fun of me. You're gonna make me cry. I have manly hair.... Having dreams where you have facial hair doesn't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saris August 19, 2006 Author Share Saris Member August 19, 2006 Insulting our leader is blasphemy!!! GOCI will now rain divine justice upon you all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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