Fatty May 18, 2006 Share Fatty GC Founder May 18, 2006 So my kids are dusting around the computers, etc.....getting all the "dust bunnies" out of the wires etc...and one kid says: "Dust Bunnies are Evil." I'm like: "I know an Ebil Dust Bunny" He just looked at me until I said "carry on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX May 18, 2006 Share NOFX Member May 18, 2006 oh my... the poor, poor children... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek May 18, 2006 Share TheGeek Member May 18, 2006 LOL!! i dont really know what he meant by "go on"... maybe he wants to join in her ebil'ness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 18, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 18, 2006 (edited) Edited May 18, 2006 by EbilDustBunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma May 18, 2006 Share YoMamma Member May 18, 2006 haha dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom May 18, 2006 Share discom Member May 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nut May 18, 2006 Share nut Member May 18, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon May 18, 2006 Share Allanon Member May 18, 2006 HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil May 19, 2006 Share 3vil Member May 19, 2006 fatty done scurred the little kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNA May 19, 2006 Share DNA Member May 19, 2006 Fatty: "Next week boys and girls we will talk about CAMPING in spawn and why it is bad" Kids: "Man this guy is not Mrs. Johnson at all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma May 19, 2006 Share YoMamma Member May 19, 2006 haha Bill Cosby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discom May 19, 2006 Share discom Member May 19, 2006 fatty done scurred the little kid. that kid is fatty junior! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfsblood May 19, 2006 Share Wolfsblood Member May 19, 2006 Fatty: "Next week boys and girls we will talk about CAMPING in spawn and why it is bad"Kids: "Man this guy is not Mrs. Johnson at all" that's histerical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman May 23, 2006 Share Batman Member May 23, 2006 (edited) Wait wait wait, I thought you had 3 girls! Was your last kid a boy????? I was under the impression that you wernt manly enough to sire a male child.. I have sired 3 male chidrens myself and only 1 girl, that I know of.. (or that my wife knows of) Edited May 23, 2006 by Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard's CoffeeMaker May 23, 2006 Share Mustard's CoffeeMaker Member May 23, 2006 Ah-hem-hem. <readjusts glasses> Spermatozoa of the XY persuasion- that is to say, male, are stronger, while spermatozoa of the XX persuasion, female, have more endurance. Therefore, it is not a question of whether your spermatozoa are "manly" or not, but whether they are sprinters or joggers. That concludes today's lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny May 23, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni May 23, 2006 Ah-hem-hem. <readjusts glasses> Spermatozoa of the XY persuasion- that is to say, male, are stronger, while spermatozoa of the XX persuasion, female, have more endurance. Therefore, it is not a question of whether your spermatozoa are "manly" or not, but whether they are sprinters or joggers. That concludes today's lesson. You tell em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman May 23, 2006 Share Batman Member May 23, 2006 (edited) Ah-hem-hem. <readjusts glasses> Spermatozoa of the XY persuasion- that is to say, male, are stronger, while spermatozoa of the XX persuasion, female, have more endurance. Therefore, it is not a question of whether your spermatozoa are "manly" or not, but whether they are sprinters or joggers. That concludes today's lesson. LOL Thanks Mrs. Mustard!! (when do you get killed with a pipe in the study??) Well Im sorry but you being a Female wouldnt understand the 'Joke' behind my comment I suppose.. I understand the sprinter/jogger concept, thats why timing has alot to do with what sex your baby is going to be. Sadly there are alot of other things I understand that I wish I didnt (amniotic banding for one). But all kidding aside, Fatty did you two have a boy???? Edited May 23, 2006 by Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme May 23, 2006 Share farmerisme Member May 23, 2006 (edited) Everyone knows that Fatty has a son. But he keeps him locked up in various cages in the basement. He only lets him out when the cages are needed for photos with his accepted children. http://www.gamrs.co/forums/in...ndpost&p=337401 Edited May 23, 2006 by farmerisme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofus Maximus May 23, 2006 Share Goofus Maximus Member May 23, 2006 I thought the proper method of raising boys, was you stick 'em in a barrel and feed them through the bunghole. When they reach their teen years, you decide whether to open the barrel, or cork the bunghole. I got that saying from reading Robert Heinlein. I don't know where he got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty May 24, 2006 Author Share Fatty GC Founder May 24, 2006 I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. This happened at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters May 24, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni May 24, 2006 Ah-hem-hem. <readjusts glasses> Spermatozoa of the XY persuasion- that is to say, male, are stronger, while spermatozoa of the XX persuasion, female, have more endurance. Therefore, it is not a question of whether your spermatozoa are "manly" or not, but whether they are sprinters or joggers. That concludes today's lesson. did she just say something about mah momma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme May 24, 2006 Share farmerisme Member May 24, 2006 Ah-hem-hem. <readjusts glasses> Spermatozoa of the XY persuasion- that is to say, male, are stronger, while spermatozoa of the XX persuasion, female, have more endurance. Therefore, it is not a question of whether your spermatozoa are "manly" or not, but whether they are sprinters or joggers. That concludes today's lesson. Everyone knows batmans spermies are sprinters. Thats what I hear at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard's CoffeeMaker May 24, 2006 Share Mustard's CoffeeMaker Member May 24, 2006 (edited) Ah-hem-hem. <readjusts glasses> Spermatozoa of the XY persuasion- that is to say, male, are stronger, while spermatozoa of the XX persuasion, female, have more endurance. Therefore, it is not a question of whether your spermatozoa are "manly" or not, but whether they are sprinters or joggers. That concludes today's lesson. did she just say something about mah momma? I took a sip of coffee just as I was reading this, and almost sprayed it out of my nose. I'm glad I'm alone; it was not very attractive! Edited May 24, 2006 by Mustard's CoffeeMaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 24, 2006 Share anonymo Member May 24, 2006 I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. This happened at school. Awww...we were so blissfully ignorant...what did Batman get you in trouble by asking the wife about your son? Batman: So...you guys have a boy and never told...The Batman? Mrs. Fatty: Uhm...qoi? Batman: You know...Fatty but smaller, and hairier... Mrs. Fatty: We don't have a son... Batman: Well his royal shinyness claims otherwise... Mrs. Fatty: I see...well in five minutes I'll be sure that he never has another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroBoZZ May 24, 2006 Share FroBoZZ Member May 24, 2006 man, seems like every topic only stays on the original topic for about 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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