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MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

 

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

 

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

 

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

 

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

 

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

 

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

 

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

 

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

 

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

 

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

 

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

 

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

 

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

 

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

 

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

 

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

 

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html

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nyaaaaaaaarg!!! how could people be so STUPID!!! can you imagine flirting with this girl for that long, and then arranging a...romantic...meeting on the beach, and finding out its your mother? can you imagine what it would be like if the dad saw that on TV?

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lol fatty i like your smilie. lol i just thought of this. what if the hunband and wife were fighting, and then they wen out on the internet to find someone to have an affair, and then they freakishly find each other, and start falling in love again... :erm: wow...yeah i cant believe i said that, but wouldnt that be sweet?

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what if the hunband and wife were fighting, and then they wen out on the internet to find someone to have an affair, and then they freakishly find each other, and start falling in love again... :erm: wow...yeah i cant believe i said that, but wouldnt that be sweet?

 

 

Wasn't there a story about two people hooking up on the internet only to meet and find out it was their wife/husband?

 

...allow me to introduce you two gentlemen to Mr. Rupert Holmes:

 

"If you like Pina Coladas

And getting caught in the rain

If you're not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you'd like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the Cape

Then I'm the love that you've looked for

Write to me and escape."

 

"Yes I like Pina Coladas

And getting caught in the rain

I'm not much into health food

I am into champagne

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon

And cut through all this red-tape

At a bar called O'Malley's

Where we'll plan our escape."

 

So I waited with high hopes

And she walked in the place

I knew her smile in an instant

I knew the curve of her face

It was my own lovely lady

And she said, "Oh it's you."

Then we laughed for a moment

And I said, "I never knew."

 

...honestly, I think people are becoming more and more ridiculous with the frivolity of relationships, and dumb, sad, sad things like this are bound to happen, and happen a lot. They did happen before. There've been jokes about masked parties and home movies and the like for decades, if not centuries, and there is a grain of truth to each.

 

It's stories like this that lead to the commercials for the "Cheating on Your Husband" phone networks of late-night TV, and 3 hour, no-questions asked divorce papers for $500. I hear they give complementary coffee refills, too.

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"....the rattled bachelor later admitted."

Was he admitted because of this? It would make me all psyco.

 

*thegeek strokes his glock 19 with such care you could mistake it for a baby*

 

*"your sooooo precious" thegeek exclaims.*

 

*thegeek stares at ephemeral and exclaims: "come here little boy i want you to meet somebody, his name is glocky."*

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*it was so wierd... the same thing happened to me except it was anonymo that showed up in his skirt and pink tank top.

 

 

Last time I stop checking forums...you said you were 6ft with a full head of hair and wealthy, so I lied a too...I think thegeek has a present for you

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