Unclean May 9, 2007 Share Unclean Member May 9, 2007 I'm gonna share a little story with you. Gather 'round, and listen. So I was talking to Preacher about trading a tv tuner remote for two Stephen King books, and we got the arrangements all settled. He mailed the book, and it just arrived at my apartment complex. So I went to go pick up the package yesterday, and didn't know that it was Unofficial All Hot Chicks Working at the Leasing Office Day. Good times. I walk in, and say a package came in for me. The manager said "oh, it's that package over there," and one of the hot chicks went over and handed it to me. "Thanks!" I say cheerfully as I leave. I thought it was a little odd that the manager had the package memorized... there were a ton around. And as I'm leaving, I'm getting funny looks from everyone. That was a little odd, I thought. ...But that's probably because the package was addressed from "Puberty Accelleration, Inc". That means every... single... hot chick there saw that Unclean needs Puberty Accelleration. Thanks, Preacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke May 9, 2007 Share MrDuke Member May 9, 2007 LOL! Classic. But, shame on you. You should know better than that when dealing with Preacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan May 9, 2007 Share ScubaDan Member May 9, 2007 ROFL! Good One Preacher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter May 9, 2007 Share Magruter Member May 9, 2007 HAHAHAHAH!!! Nice one preach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma May 9, 2007 Share YoMamma Member May 9, 2007 (edited) That's great, Preacher! I had a similar situation about a month ago. I won the NCAA basketball bracket against the people my dad used to work with. The mail was addressed to "Dr Stoner" because of my screen name. It made me laugh, but Preacher's joke is much more cruel and hilarious. Edited May 9, 2007 by YoMamma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 9, 2007 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 9, 2007 (edited) hahaha! I wouldn't have thought to do that. Remind me never to buy/trade with Preachster ever. Just hope word doesn't get around and pray that you still have some dignity.. Edited May 9, 2007 by JackieChan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher May 9, 2007 Share Preacher Member May 9, 2007 I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appalachian_fox May 9, 2007 Share appalachian_fox Member May 9, 2007 That's even better than getting a check that says, "For sexual favors" on the comment line, because nobody reads the comment line anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclean May 9, 2007 Author Share Unclean Member May 9, 2007 Yeah, because most people check to see who a package is from. And Preach, I'm feelin' the love, but you've got an odd way of expressing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracid May 10, 2007 Share Tracid Member May 10, 2007 Oh man, Preacher...you're so mean and yet its so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather May 10, 2007 Share Fairweather Member May 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek May 10, 2007 Share TheGeek Member May 10, 2007 ROFL!!! You've set a whole new standard!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher May 10, 2007 Share Preacher Member May 10, 2007 I always have more stuff to trade/sell. Who's next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo May 10, 2007 Share anonymo Member May 10, 2007 I just want to know how much it cost to hire all the hot chicks to be in the Leasing Office that day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Slaughterâ„¢-TopBrass May 10, 2007 Share Sgt. Slaughterâ„¢-TopBrass Member May 10, 2007 Classic...I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog May 11, 2007 Share ShadowDog Member May 11, 2007 good thing the package preacher sent me was addressed to my house x.x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher May 12, 2007 Share Preacher Member May 12, 2007 I had my wife mail that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckles May 12, 2007 Share Peckles Member May 12, 2007 rofl! Hahaha that's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfly May 12, 2007 Share dragonfly Member May 12, 2007 Then I owe you a BIG THANK YOU PREACHER! I am still seen as normal! Suckers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher May 13, 2007 Share Preacher Member May 13, 2007 Who sees you as normal? I know your mom even calls you "SPECIAL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon May 14, 2007 Share Allanon Member May 14, 2007 Oooh high five Archon, my mom says I'm special too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfly May 15, 2007 Share dragonfly Member May 15, 2007 *holds up hands for double high-five* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator May 15, 2007 Share Xterminator Member May 15, 2007 haha i bursted out into laughter here at work!!! hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoot May 16, 2007 Share shoot Member May 16, 2007 Speechless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty May 17, 2007 Share Fatty GC Founder May 17, 2007 I would have had to open it right there and let them in on the joke.....then you could have actually met them and had them laughing. But it's too late now....well, maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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