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  1. JackieChan

    Walking Dead was awesome. Wish I had a time machine so I could fast forward to next Sunday.

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    2. TheDude

      TheDude

      Hate Dexter. Never knew why until stutters pointed it out.

    3. mavC

      mavC

      I just watched the first season.

      And it was great.

      I'm waiting for Arrested Development for eternity.

       

    4. Lookback

      Lookback

      nuh uh, Dexter got caught this season, sort of.

  2. JackieChan

    I try my hand at my first 5v5 in CSGO...I get the most kills in my team. The guns just do NOT feel right at all.

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    2. ValenAlvern

      ValenAlvern

      Random Bullet patterns? Thats a DNB for me.

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      They're semi-controllable, but it's just the recoil stability is bad. It's like you shoot and you have to wait until your gun settles again to get that first-bullet accuracy again, otherwise it's going to veer off in another direction.

    4. Girlzilla

      Girlzilla

      Complainers! Sewiously!

  3. JackieChan

    867-5309

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    2. Lookback

      Lookback

      Argh, that is one of those awful songs that gets stuck in my head... NOOOOOOO!

    3. JohnnyQuid

      JohnnyQuid

      :D
    4. VooDooPC

      VooDooPC

      "Wait--isn't your nephew's dad's sister-in-law also your sister-in-law?"

       

      Only if my nephew's dad was married to my sister.

  4. JackieChan

    CMM is such a waste of time. Every team I'm on sucks. They are either drunk, Brazilian, leave so there is a bot, they suck, they suck and they suck.

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    2. Flitterkill

      Flitterkill

      the reason why our csgo server is dead. Automatic matchmaking "service" from valve

    3. turnbullTeRRoR

      turnbullTeRRoR

      hey hey ! its not dead look at the last 4/5 days :P I been doing work.....need help though

       

    4. Avengers

      Avengers

      PLAY DOTA!

  5. JackieChan

    I added Chompsky to 3 of the classic campaign finales. He is watching over you...

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    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I'm going to have to put Easter Egg Louis (a hidden civilian pose Louis with free pills) in the classic campaigns as well.

    3. ValenAlvern

      ValenAlvern

      Are they in the spots you added them in l4d1?

    4. ValenAlvern

      ValenAlvern

      Well more or less Louis and not the Gnome

  6. JackieChan

    Accidently deleted sj's status about san deleting mine about accidently deleting Shaftiel's update regarding my update about accidently deleting studder's update about accidently deleting mine about accidently deleting Flitter's.

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    2. lousiest

      lousiest

      lol

    3. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Go back to acting jackie chan.

    4. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      Love to see JC in a Zombi Action flick

  7. JackieChan

    Hope you guys noticed the April Fools joke I did with the L4D2 servers...who am I kidding, of course you did, but some thought it was the server acting up again, so fooled you.

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    2. CalicoJack

      CalicoJack

      so mean

    3. Garychios

      Garychios

      Missed it. Was not around

       

    4. Architect

      Architect

      ouch

  8. JackieChan

    Lol, someone on Game Tracker accused the L4D2 GC server for being non-steam warez. Looks like we have yet another loser against our server.

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    2. BrohamMC

      BrohamMC

      lolz and ok

       

    3. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      I bet you a pint Jackie that it's your nemesis server (ZI) doing this - everyone knows GC is the best

    4. BrohamMC

      BrohamMC

      yep thats right GO GC

  9. JackieChan

    Thinking about testing out the GC stream thing tonight.

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    2. yErMoTH3r

      yErMoTH3r

      uh o - he's going to part the stream! lousy vodak!

    3. ValenAlvern

      ValenAlvern

      Did someone say Awesomenauts?

    4. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Gonna do this in a day or so. My brothers were over today and put a damper on doing it.

  10. JackieChan

    Anyone want a Elder Scrolls Online Beta invite? I have a key to give that I don't really plan on using. First come first get.

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    2. shaftiel

      shaftiel

      Me. I would like one

       

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Sorry guys, key has been taken.

    4. Girlzilla

      Girlzilla

      I gave mine to Shaftiel, so mine's gone now too.

  11. JackieChan

    GC RPG demo is available for download.

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    2. PeanutButterNJelly

      PeanutButterNJelly

      The Peanut character is really powerful. Somehow I got him killed, but it must have been a glitch in the game.

    3. Lookback

      Lookback

      Where is this? I want to try it.

    4. PeanutButterNJelly

      PeanutButterNJelly

      In the "Adventure, Action, RPG" section of the website

  12. JackieChan

    Watching Bob Ross paint on Twitch is very mesmerizing...

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    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Working for 4 hours by myself. Going to have this going the entire time.

    3. DiXie

      DiXie

      Bob Ross is the new jockey.

    4. Johnny

      Johnny

      Dixie... no.

  13. JackieChan

    I'M BAAAAAAACK

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    2. Peckles

      Peckles

      I've had better news.

    3. ValenAlvern

      ValenAlvern

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bf5F7Sfju0
    4. lousiest

      lousiest

      it's the end of the world

  14. JackieChan

    Will be adding a Round Start Freezer for the L4D2 server in the near future.

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      WHAT?!!? How will I be able to troll my team now?

       

    3. MasterTalpa

      MasterTalpa

      and by team, he means me.

    4. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      <Hugs Jackie>

  15. JackieChan

    I hate how every time I play CSGO, I always get on the same team with players who suck so badly it hurts.

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    2. turnbullTeRRoR

      turnbullTeRRoR

      Jackie you should make an effort for SNC's especially this Saturday coming up. I've loaded a bunch of new maps. We gonna have some fun

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I'll try. I think this coming Saturday though I work a really late shift.

    4. crasx

      crasx

      stop playing with yourself jackie

  16. JackieChan

    Apparently there was a probable DDoS attack against our L4D2 server on 9/2. Was taken care of pretty quickily so if anyone experienced terrible lag at around 6:04 CDT, that was the reason.

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    2. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Not much of a ninja if you're going to reveal your identity to everyone.

    3. Sky

      Sky

      Wasn't me! I've been in Toronto all week! (Btw, internet here is AMAZING)

    4. TheDude

      TheDude

      Yes Jerky, when you go to the cops make sure they know to look for a ninja called The Dude. Good luck finding me.

  17. JackieChan

    So I bought a new video card which came with a free copy of Bioshock Infinite and Tomb Raider. So glad they are redeemable on Steam...

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    2. looneypumpkin

      looneypumpkin

      Tomb Raider was incredible.

    3. Girlzilla

      Girlzilla

      Wow!!!!!!!

    4. ValenAlvern

      ValenAlvern

      *the comment I made to you on Steam*

  18. JackieChan

    walkingCat yelled at me a lot in CSGO. Time to strip him of his admin powers.

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    2. walkingCat

      walkingCat

      Oh, this what you do to those who help you.

    3. crasx

      crasx

      jackie is such a whiner.

    4. TheLaw

      TheLaw

      Oh noes haha

  19. JackieChan

    I love feeling miserable all the time. Greatest feeling ever.

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      Well I was feeling very miserly today, so that makes us a pair!

    3. JyKri

      JyKri

      Hope you feel better soon!

    4. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I've been feeling miserable for years. I don't think there is really going to be an end in sight any time soon.

  20. JackieChan

    Lol, best I ever did. http://db.tt/6Qf3HYyk

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    2. TheDude

      TheDude

      Wow. Yet another confirmation i really suck at BF3

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I recorded the game too so you can see it if you want when I get it uploaded.

    4. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      thats right, we have a BF3 server, huh?

      I think I should play it

       

  21. JackieChan

    I looked in my refrigerator today and noticed something had the expiration date "12/21/12". It was mayannaise.

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    2. TheDude

      TheDude

      His mayo went bad? WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

    3. Lookback

      Lookback

      Did you finish the mayo, Jackie?

    4. LadyYuri

      LadyYuri

      dork

       

  22. JackieChan

    I wonder if it may be time to purge my entire steam friends list and start over...

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    2. chick82

      chick82

      LOL I did that a while back, some how that Madvillain guy managed to stay on there.

    3. PouTchi

      PouTchi

      hello jackiechang ok i buy a memebership to my wyfe acemia friday morning and now we r monday afthenoon ahd shes not a memeber when she join the server she get kick all the time can you please take a look about that and thx

    4. turnbullTeRRoR

      turnbullTeRRoR

      well I wasn't gonna say anything...but.... your current list obviously sucks I'm not on it!

  23. JackieChan

    Valve has released a SteamPipe version of L4D2 and advised us that this update will become required on Monday. In order to reduce the time that will be required for Monday's update, we are scheduling the SteamPipe changeover to occur on Friday morning, starting at approximately 12:30am PDT. This will be handled like a regular game update, but it will take longer, due to the size of Valve's changes up to two or three hours for some machines, with servers offline for much of that.

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    2. BrohamMC

      BrohamMC

      whats a steampipe?

    3. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      steampipe = tube that blows hot air for no apparent reason

    4. Twins

      Twins

      @ static in theory. I know for tf2 it takes longer for some people now.

  24. JackieChan

    ...I could do this for hours. http://case.convars.com/

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    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Yeah... any free money I get now is just going to go to buy skins...although that thought probably won't last long.

    3. DragonFire

      DragonFire

      Maybe I should play more. 9 simulated cases and I made over $300 in guns. Nah, never opened a real one and don't want to start.

    4. BlackYoshi

      BlackYoshi

      Don't start! It's an addicition

  25. JackieChan

    Yay, I got an ESL One Souvenir Case! Take that, yoshi.

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    2. Twins

      Twins

      how do you get one? random drop or you have to live stream the tournament?

    3. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      You just have to link your Steam account with your Twitch.tv account and watch the stream or GOTV match. That's it.

    4. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      Whoo, got another one!

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