shaftiel April 18, 2013 Share shaftiel Member April 18, 2013 MAN RULES, RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: - SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! - STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! - OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! -- PLEASE, JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. THAT'S WHY YOU PICKED US. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. WE THINK THAT'S COOL! 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING TRULY IS WRONG. WE KNOW IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE, BUT IF REALLY YOU WANTED TO TELL US YOU WOULD. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO HEAR WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT WHICH IS EITHER SEX OR FOOD OR A VIDEO GAME 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH BLUE JEANS. AND IF YOU CAN'T GET RID OF OLD CLOTHES, THEN YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. POTATO IS A VEGETABLE. 1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? WHY DO YOU THINK WE BOUGHT A COMFORTABLE COUCH ^^^ Truth Shaftiel 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flitterkill April 18, 2013 Share Flitterkill GC Board Member April 18, 2013 What kind of women do you frequently associate with? Also if you close the damn thing completely everyone has to lift. Just a thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaftiel April 18, 2013 Author Share shaftiel Member April 18, 2013 How dare you take this seriously Flitter. I am shocked and outraged. Shaftiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckles April 18, 2013 Share Peckles Member April 18, 2013 Shaft's been drinking again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami April 18, 2013 Share Tsunami Member April 18, 2013 Wow this is epic XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
san` April 18, 2013 Share san` GC Alumni April 18, 2013 FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: 20 THINGS ALL WOMEN SHOULD KNOW 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude April 18, 2013 Share TheDude Member April 18, 2013 Story of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix April 18, 2013 Share Fenix Member April 18, 2013 Too bad he didn't come up with this himself. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/being-a-woman/articles/12739/title/rules-from-male-side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude April 18, 2013 Share TheDude Member April 18, 2013 Too bad he didn't come up with this himself. http://www.fanpop.co...-from-male-side He never claimed he did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flitterkill April 18, 2013 Share Flitterkill GC Board Member April 18, 2013 As long as Shaft doesn't go into crazy-relative mode and start forwarding the what would appear to be the entire archive of Snopes (focusing on the political section) but without the de-bunking I'm cool with anything he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
looneypumpkin April 18, 2013 Share looneypumpkin GC Board Member April 18, 2013 What does it mean when I agree with most of this (being a woman?) Either I'm really really confused, or I've been trained and must revolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasx April 18, 2013 Share crasx GC Alumni April 18, 2013 i'm going to keep my mouth shut on this one... but i feel like less and less of a male every day and you know... I'm completely fine with that. but i will say, you're not fat unless you can't fit through the door. please eat something. I swear this entire world is anorexic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbullTeRRoR April 18, 2013 Share turnbullTeRRoR GC Alumni April 18, 2013 GC forums prepare for copy! Facebook prepare for paste! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonerrrr April 18, 2013 Share tonerrrr Member April 18, 2013 MAN RULES, RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: - SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! - STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! - OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! -- PLEASE, JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. THAT'S WHY YOU PICKED US. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. WE THINK THAT'S COOL! 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING TRULY IS WRONG. WE KNOW IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE, BUT IF REALLY YOU WANTED TO TELL US YOU WOULD. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO HEAR WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT WHICH IS EITHER SEX OR FOOD OR A VIDEO GAME 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH BLUE JEANS. AND IF YOU CAN'T GET RID OF OLD CLOTHES, THEN YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. POTATO IS A VEGETABLE. 1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? WHY DO YOU THINK WE BOUGHT A COMFORTABLE COUCH ^^^ Truth Shaftiel THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonerrrr April 18, 2013 Share tonerrrr Member April 18, 2013 Also, real life =/= Twilight or other ridiculous movies/books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler April 18, 2013 Share boiler Member April 18, 2013 Also, real life =/= Twilight or other ridiculous movies/books. THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girlzilla April 19, 2013 Share Girlzilla Member April 19, 2013 I miss winter. There's nothing like sitting in a hot tub and watching it snow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girlzilla April 19, 2013 Share Girlzilla Member April 19, 2013 That was not related, but more happy feely than all threads combined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasx April 19, 2013 Share crasx GC Alumni April 19, 2013 I miss summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuma April 19, 2013 Share Kuma Member April 19, 2013 ^^^^^^^This Shaft was so drunk, that he got only to 1. If he would manage able to get to 2., this post would be much, much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix April 19, 2013 Share Fenix Member April 19, 2013 Too bad he didn't come up with this himself. http://www.fanpop.co...-from-male-side He never claimed he did... I never claimed that he claimed he did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai nightling April 20, 2013 Share samurai nightling Member April 20, 2013 (edited) Too bad he didn't come up with this himself. http://www.fanpop.co...-from-male-side He never claimed he did... I never claimed that he claimed he did Edited April 20, 2013 by samurai nightling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher April 20, 2013 Share Preacher Member April 20, 2013 I once claimed that he claimed not to claim anything but complaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatter274 April 20, 2013 Share hatter274 Member April 20, 2013 (edited) I swear this entire world is anorexic Have you been to America? Edited April 20, 2013 by hatter274 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon April 21, 2013 Share Allanon Member April 21, 2013 What does it mean when I agree with most of this (being a woman?) Either I'm really really confused, or I've been trained and must revolt. It means that gender norms are stupid and anarchic. Also lolwat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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